A Certain Middle-aged Man’s VRMMO Activity Log

After the maintenance finally cleared up, One Mores first big event, [Dance of the Fairies] Second Half begins. Though strictly speaking its a Battle Tournament1.

The first thing I did on logging in was check my Titles; I have the Indomitable title so I open my Title screen to set it to active. There,

[Title:Fairy Seducer]

is forcibly equipped .

Title: Fairy Seducer

This title is given to those who are thoroughly loved by Fairies. This title is unable to be unequipped.

Termination condition . Participate in the events Fairy PvP once.

What. The. Hell.

I didnt hear about this.

or like, even though I was seriously waiting for this!

So what? If I take this title, I cant have a Fairy!?

Why the hell would you do this!?

While Im drawn into this spiral of panic, groaning un un, for some reason weird, sharp glances from the surrounding players are painful.

Was my groaning standing out in a weird way?

Hes got a rare title

Oo, theres actually a guy with the Fairy Seducer title over there.

Take a screenshot, a screenshot!

Ge. Dont tell me this title is the type that other people can see!?

Even though each and every persons status screen shouldnt be able to be seen thats how its supposed to be

Thinking that I so-ftly move to use the glass of a nearby NPC store as a mirror and check above me . gyaaaaaaa! The title is displayed above my head!?

Whats with this harassment!? Is that what the managements going for!?

Naturally you can choose whether or not to display normal titles overhead or not but normally no one displays it; I mean isnt that expected? In the VR world, having words above your head bobbing as you move is pretty weird, right?

To clarify further, try thinking about how it looks in real.

What if you saw, within a congested crowd of people, for some reason theres someone there with the words Fairy Seducer dancing overhead?

It totally stands out right? Even more so because its super strange.

That kind of situation is ..

I open the Title Screen in a hurry to fix it, hitting the option repeatedly to change it to hidden.

But the managements harassment had a continuation.

[This title may not be hidden until the end of the event or you terminate it.]

was the warning message that popped up.

Even this is official??? The title isnt just written above my head, the final blow is that its flashing in 7 colors you know? Theres no way this wont stand out.

Theres a huge crowd of people, but please dont blame me for being in the orz pose2.

I never thought the day would come where I would seriously take this pose, not just in chat.

The ones who came to comfort that orz me were the Fairies of other players.

A snake-like Fairy came and nuzzled my hand; a fox-like Fairy came and *pero pero* licked mycheek.Andthen a rare, large, human-shaped Fairy patted my head as if to say, good kid, good kid.

This scene was completely recorded in screen capture videos, and when I found out and saw it, the fact that I agonizingly fainted in embarrassment is another story.

Since the Title: Fairy Seducer attracted too much attention already I explain everything about it to the people surrounding me shyness-play at this age is too much like hell.

Its probably not worth trying to declare war on the management with some kind of counterattack.

There has to be some way . you guys better remember this tsu.

If thats the case, Then, just fight one time to get rid of the title is where the discussion quite naturally led to.

As expected I most definitely dont want to walk always pulling this title around.

Hurry up and fight once to get rid of it, right; lets do this.

Then sorry, but can I ask for just one Fairy PvP with someone?

I try and ask, and the female player who owns the fox Fairy that had just been licking my face stepped forward with a Then I will as an introduction.

I am beyond happy right now that such active cooperation came tears will come out ze.

[Elise requests an Event PVP. Will you accept?]

is what the girl floated up towards me; after that I just need to answer YES and fight and its all good.

So Im about to press YES when theres something hitting my leg.

Wondering what it was I look down right there is the fox Fairy nudging my shin with its nose.

With a Wait a sec request to Elise I turn back to the fox Fairy with a hug.

I ask, Ill give a listen, are you trying to tell me something? to see what will happen.

When I asked a question in the previous dungeon, the Fairies used their actions to respond to me.

Since there was something written about the Fairies egos coming out in the update, I thought Id better properly listen to them.

But the fox did nothing but stare at me.

no, to be precise its staring at the [PvP Acceptance Confirmation] window.

Dont tell me.

Ummm, so you DONT want to fight?

I try to ask. At that it vertically nodded its head several times and then began to rub against me.

Reacting to the soft and fluffy fox Fairys unexpected actions, its master Elise cried out

E-even thoughInever get that kind of skinship3!?

a bit teary-eyed.

As expected with the Fairy like this, my willingness to press YES has been blown away somewhere.

I press NO and refuse the PvP.

and after I refuse the fox suddenly became playful, and with Elise crying out C-come baaaaack~! in a teary voice it started to turn into chaos,

This situation is turning into kind of a black mark on my history and its completely transmitted to the players surrounding us

Its Fairy seduction alright.

Aa, theres no mistake, its a natural Fairy Seducer.

That title doesnt lie, huh, cant deny it.

Cant we attack him in a dark alley? We cant just let him be

So, tragically Fairy Seducer became famous in one swoop and its become a mess.

Just what have I done-! When I yell that,

Seduce a Fairy (right?)

was the comedic response everyone took, and I collapse into my second orz.

When I did the surrounding Fairies once again came to comfort me, and also, as expected, Fairy Seducers bad reputation spread out in a vicious cycle.

Just in case, the players around tried to help and issued Fairy PvP challenges to me.

The results are all the same With sad, abandoned puppydog eyes theyd turn to face me appealing that they dont want to fight.

With them acting like this, would I be able to hit them? Shoot a bow at them?

You can say Im incompetent, but I cant do it!

In less than 30 minutes since I logged in, just like the time with the cook uproar, Ive become famous; the days of shame with the title have begun.

But of course I dont seriously hold a grudge against the specifications the management has made

SKILLS

[Hunting Bow]Lv38 [Kicking Assault]Lv5[Farsight]Lv45

[Wind Magic]Lv43[Craftsmanship]Lv39

[Cooking]Lv40[Stealth]Lv32[Physical Ability Reinforcement]Lv12

[Thief]Lv30[Whip]Lv32

Reserved Skill(s)

[Blacksmithing]Lv25[Woodworking]Lv24[Alchemy]Lv35

Title: Fairy Seducer

Hidden Effect: If you attempt to Fairy PvP, the opponents Fairy will try to Appeal with all their might that they dont want to battle. Its an Appeal using deep affection to try to interrupt the fight.

You cant initiate a Fairy PvP yourself.

These effects are not disclosed to the Players.

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