ALL MY WIVES ARE BEAUTIFUL ELVES

Chapter 28: Let's get started

"Alright, Hela, spill the beans. What's this system thing all about?"

The system replied with an air of false modesty, [Oh, I'm just your delightful and charming system, here to accompany you on your magical misadventures. Lucky you]

Kan sighed, already bracing himself for the system's sarcasm. "Fantastic, a delightful and charming system. Can't wait!!]

The system seemed oblivious to Kan's sarcasm, [Oh, the anticipation in your voice is just overwhelming, Baby. But let's get to the good stuff. You see, I'm here to help you harness your hidden potential, the little magic you possess, and turn you into a formidable force in this mystical realm. My aim is to ensure that you do the Lust god's bidding]

Kan raised an eyebrow, intrigued by the system's claims. "That's actually not so bad. At least I'm not the only one controlled by that high and mighty assh*le!!. Also, can you be any less sarcastic?!"

The system continued, seemingly unaware of its tone, [Oh, don't get your hopes up, Baby. Speaking of which, can we talk about your skills with women? I mean, honestly, what were you thinking?]

Kan felt his cheeks flush slightly. "I... I didn't know what to do. I'm not exactly experienced in the women department, in this world. Besides, you were in my line of sight the entire time. This is all your fault to begin with!!"

Hela replied [ Don't blame me for your failures, I was trying to help you then!! Now, with you being inexperienced with the ladies, it's not exactly Farfetched. I mean, you do love them, but you've never been with anyone of them so far. Now guess what? We are going to make that happen, soon!! So what do you think of the girl, Ellie?] Hela asked.

"Well, from what I have seen alone, she's a ten!" Kan replied.

[It's alright, I guess. I mean, she's got ass for days, that alone is a win! Just remember, Baby, when a gem like her crosses your path, you better not let her slip away. We will work together and bag a lot of her kind, the TENS I mean, trust me, this world is full of them!!] Hela said ecstatically.

Kan rolled his eyes, trying to hide his embarrassment. "Thanks for the advice, oh wise and noble servant of Erosse!!."

The system responded innocently, [You're welcome, Baby. I'm here to be your personal love guru as well. Now, back to business. Let's talk magic. You have some hidden potential, and we're going to unlock it, whether you like it or not]

Kan smirked, finding the system's unawareness amusing. "Can't wait for more of your delightful encouragement,"

The system confidently replied, [Oh, you're in for a treat, trust me. It won't be easy, but I'll make sure you survive all the craziness that comes your way, just remember though, you have to know when to pull out!!] The system warned.

"Okay?" Kan answered, unsure if he should be taking such advice from a voice in his head.

[And hey, with my wit, you'll never get bored,] Hela added.

Kan chuckled, enjoying the back-and-forth banter. "I have a feeling you'll keep things interesting, that's for sure."

The system replied cheerfully, "Damn right! So, brace yourself, Baby. We're about to embark on a rollercoaster ride of magic, mayhem, and, of course, my fabulous company. Ready or not, here we go!"

Taking a deep breath, Kan replied, "Ready as I'll ever be, I suppose."

The system playfully declared, "That's the spirit! Now, let's dive into this world of enchantment and see what kind of trouble we can stir up, shall we?"

"Does it ever stop talking?!" Kan thought. Already Kan was getting exhausted by the constant back and forth in his mind.Kan grinned, finding the system's unaware sarcasm strangely endearing. "Lead the way, oh delightful and charming system."

The system replied, [Oh, I will, Baby. Just remember, you asked for it!]

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