Cheat Cultivator's Ascension

"Look at this traitor, I thought you're my ally against these two bastards with love life but here you are, arriving late probably because you picked up this sister along the way…" Seeing Wu Xiaotian again after quite a long time, Ling Feng held nothing back as he berated the guy, truly feeling betrayed as he feels like he's the only one in their group bound to not get a sweetheart.

"Ah Feng, don't blame Ah Tian, it's your own fault not being as handsome as us" the cunning-looking young man, Wang Sheng, interrupted as he makes fun of the amiable looking young man, enraging him so much that he started to shout.

"As if you're any better Wang Sheng!! Don't forget that I still have your image when you took a shit on the─" getting interrupted by Wang Sheng's hands covering him mouth, Ling Feng struggles as he tries to grab the guy, only for him to dodge every attack the angry young man throws.

"Alright alright, I'm sorry Ah Feng, let's forget about everything okay?" Wang Sheng said as he looks towards the amiable-looking young man with a pleading eye before he continues, "It's also not your fault that you still got no lady, you can't choose what face you will have after all"

"Damn you Wang Sheng!!" Ling Feng shouts as he manages to escape from Wang Sheng's grasp, preparing to pounce again while the guy is on the defensive, only for the two of them to be stopped by a tall, ferocious-looking young man the same age as them, as they stare at the young man, the two of them shouted at him.

"Chen don't stop me!!"

"Ah Chen, stop this lunatic!!"

Holding the head of the two of them, the young man looks towards Wu Xiaotian with a smile on his face as he greets, "It's been a while, Old Tian"

Replying to the greeting, the immortal-like young man also smile at him before answering, "Sure is, Brother Chen"

Hearing the voice, it's only now that the fact that the last one among the brothers finally arrives, the first time the four of them together in one place, a historical moment that will forever be etched into the history of the universe, the first time the Four Eternal Stars, masters that would drastically change the status of all entirety, works together.

However, this tales will only start to gain traction for a long while after this first meeting happen.

After greeting each other, the group of young men and women now look at the lady occupying Wu Xiaotian's side, clearly curious at her identity, as despite feeling an aura of someone powerful from her, they're not familiar with the white-haired lady in any way, something that can be considered weird given the fact that they're geniuses of top tier forces so they should at the very least have an idea of someone's existence should said existence possess power like this.

'Then again, the world is so large that we can't really say we have met every genius of our generation' the group thought to themselves, in their mind always bearing the words that their elders always say, 'There are heavens beyond heavens, man beyond man'.

"Ahem, I wonder what the name of this sister is…" clearing their throat to lessen the awkwardly silent atmosphere, the two young ladies beside Wang Sheng and Huo Chen speak in sync, trying to return the direction of the conversation back.

"She's─" trying to think of an alias to hide her real name, Wu Xiaotian already starts speaking, concerned for the lady beside him but was stopped as a cool, soft hands held his, squeezing his hand as if to convey him that she can handle this.

Looking at her resolute face, he just smiled and nodded at her, letting her take the center of attention.

Observing these juniors that is even younger than her daughter, Li Yan couldn't believe that someday in her life, she would willingly address them as brothers and sisters as she said, "Hello brothers and sisters, my name is Su Yan'er. I'm well… Tian's…w-wife"

As she introduces herself, her voice started upbeat and confident, but it started getting more and more embarrassed especially when she reached the last part, her voice turning small like a mosquito when she called herself Wu Xiaotian's wife.

"Damn!!!" the three young men couldn't help but exclaimed as Li Yan finished her introduction, the three of them giving another thumbs up to their immortal-like brother envying his methods.

'How the hell did he picked up a wife in just two months?!' the three young men wonders as two of them looks at the two young ladies, immediately averting their gaze when the two look at them threateningly, while the other young man's just stares high in the sky with a blank look on his face, seemingly trying to accept the fact that he might grow old alone.

"You really look like husband and wife though, like a perfect match made in heaven" one of the ladies, Bing Xue said as she nods while looking at the couple, something in her mind telling her that this two is definitely a great pair.

Agreeing with her sworn sister, the other young lady, Leng Yue, also nods as she asked in curiosity, "Can I ask where Sister Su come from? It's fine if you don't answer, I'm just curious as I have never heard of you despite your appearance"

Hearing the question, the others also perked their ears as they're also curious where she come from, agreeing with what Leng Yue said as she's definitely someone bound to gather attention given how attractive she looks.

"I'm an ascetic from some mountains, this is the first time my master allowed me to explore the outside, so I think it's only normal that it's everyone's first time hearing about me" she answered, masterfully whipping up a story, increasing its credibility even further as she speaks so confidently.

'If I were to open a business in the future, I should definitely make her a public relations officer of some sort, looks like she's really good with people' Wu Xiaotian thought as he watches Li Yan seamlessly blending with the group as she talks about 'herself' with them, patiently accommodating their questions while she subtly leads the topic, always leading them away from asking too much about herself.

"Ah Tian, you're one hell of a lucky bastard" Wang Sheng said as he closes in on the young man, hitting him with his elbow as he points at the three young ladies smiling as they talk to each other, the scene looking like flowers blooming in the springtime sun.

"Brother, won't you rub off some of that luck to this poor brother of yours? I also want to pick up a wifeeee" Ling Feng complained as he hugs Wu Xiaotian's legs, looking like a panda as he refuses to let go of it, desperate for some of his brother's luck with women to stick on him.

"Old Feng, you should stop embarrassing yourself" Huo Chen said as he shakes his head, looking at Wu Xiaotian with pity as he continues, "Even if you drain all of Old Tian's luck, you will never get a single woman in your life!! HAHAHAHA!!"

"Alright, let's stop attacking Ling Feng, shall we? He will find someone someday even if he doesn't have my luck and charm" Wu Xiaotian said, seemingly bragging about himself more than he's consoling his good brother.

The subtleties of his speech failed to reach Ling Feng's ears though as he could only hear the most handsome in the group declaring that he will also have a love life, causing him to go full bootlicker on Wu Xiaotian as he berates the two.

"As expected of Su Tian, his foresight, even more so than his looks, is unrivalled!!! Good brother, I hope that your manhood grows fifty percent more, and for you two, I hope you get an erectile dysfunction!!!"

Hearing the filthy topic that the guys are discussing, the ladies started to blush in shame and disgust, the two from the Astral Ice Sect deciding to tell on Ling Feng to his elder sister. As they tried to distract themselves from what they just heard, the other lady was blushing really hard as she imagines the first part of what Ling Feng said actually happening.

"It won't fit" she muttered to herself but heard by the other two, causing all three of them to turn red like tomatoes.

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