Evolving Ghost System: Phantom Universe Expansion Pack

Chapter 82: Bronze Worlds

Meanwhile, King Yama was trying to choose which of the 1500 worlds to destroy first.

She made a promise to herself that the Universe Expansion Pack would only have 500 worlds one it was complete. One gold world, where the winner would be decided, 10 silver worlds where they would compete for the crown, and 489 bronze worlds.

Her plan was to destroy one world every month, for 1000 months, in order to get down to the 500 worlds. That meant in roughly 85 years they would be into the bronze stage of the competition.

However, part of her wanted to make it a little faster. If she destroyed 3 worlds every month, that would make it over in 29 years. She sighed, and tried to figure out what to do. She had thousands of family members taking part in her Universe Expansion Pack, like the Monsoon Kraken, who was her 2000th cousin 1000 times removed. Thinking about it while a small child walked into her room, she could only look down at her large breasts and pull out a small little trinket. She kept all her most important objects hidden between her large mounds. In her hands, she happened to have grabbed a small little wheel with 3 numbers. This was a perfect way to decide the fate of her universe! Spinning a wheel to decide their fate!

"Mam, is it true that I can either reincarnate, or take part in the Universe Expansion Pack?" The little boy in front of King Yama asked, "Because, I-I just got my tenth green bandana. These can be used to trade in for valuable objects, right?"

"Hmmm?" King Yama spun the wheel with the numbers one through three on it, and put it on her desk. It would probably stop spinning in roughly two weeks, so she wasn't too focused on it. "10 Bandanas? How did you get so many?"

"Hehe, well, I figured out from the commercials on the television in the underworld that there had to be something special about them. I called 100,000,000 times! And just last night, I got my 10th bandana! I don't know why they're all green, but they're special right?"

'What's his name,' King Yama held out her hand before a prompt appeared above the small boy. He looked like a normal ghost, just like Harvard did a few months ago, but she could sense something strange in his eyes. A second later, she figured out where that look came from.

[Jab Lock]

[Previous Life: Known as the Patient Assassin]

[Killed the king of his planet by waiting underground for 5 years outside of his bedroom.]

[Assessment: Extremely intelligent and Cunning and highly dangerous.]

[1 percent chance of winning the Universe Expansion Pack battle!]

'One percent! That's an insane assessment,' King Yama nodded her head, and grabbed another device between her breasts. It had the name of the 1500 worlds, and she scrolled down to three worlds that were the worst. "Let's see, Kart95 is currently the last place world, so it almost has a 10 percent chance of being destroyed. Ugh, should I send this monster there? Maybe he'll change their odds."

"Miss, you're so beautiful, I feel like when you created the heavens, you made it in your image."

"Hoh, sweet talker," King Yama laughed, "Good luck in the Universe Expansion Pack, Jab. Since you're so nice to me, I'll grant you one request."

"I-I want to be an enemy to all the other players on the planet. I want to be the final boss!"

"Well, that's a quest I can easily grant," King Yama tapped him on the head before he disappeared. She smiled, and looked at the spinning wheel. "Well, now Kart95 has almost a 60 percent chance of being destroyed. Let's hope, Hamlord, and all the other players there, can level up a little faster! Or soon, they'll be extinguished for all eternity!"

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Harvard's Magnifent Daylight Daggers shimmered in the darkness while he cut off the third arm off the Great Slam Magician. 

He sighed and watched it grow back before he cut off another five arms! This had to be the most annoying boss he'd ever faced! He really hoped this wouldn't be a pattern.

[Great Slam Magician]

[Level 52]

[If it has all sixteen arms, it can slam the ground and cause each Ghost Adventurer facing it to lose 10 percent of its vitality! You must cut off its arms faster than it can grow them back, or else this spell will only get stronger! Remove all fifteen arms for it to reveal its weakpoint!]

[System information: it's arms must be removed in a certain order. The 1st arm, 3rd arm on the right, then 5th arm on the left and 7th arm on the left Finally 2nd arm on the right, 4th arm on the right You get it, I hope! Now kill him!]

'Such a pain in the ass!' Harvard activated Magnificent Slash while everyone behind him attacked with all their might!

Boom!

A single hand from the Great Slam Magician slammed into Great Styles and sent him sliding near the edge of the platform. A few rocks fell from beneath his black boots as he looked down with his muscular frame! Harvard sighed and then cut off the next three arms! 

Two grew back by the time he cut off the third, but he was making progress! If this kept up, he could kill him in 2 minutes!

"Hahahaha! Great Storm of Destruction! Grant me power!"

"No you don't!" Harvard cut off the hand of the wand that was glowing before he jumped off the platform and kept slicing off arms. He was going so fast, that he looked like a pair of trimmers cutting of the branches of a tree that kept growing too fast! "I'm going to win! I'm going to end up leading the battle against the Monsoon Kraken! I'll show everyone that even lawyers can do good things!"

"He-he's making it hard to attack. He'd be a terrible leader," Tilly crossed her arms. "He's not being considerate of our Damage Dealers. It's hard to attack the boss without hitting him."

"Just give him a chance," Snow Lilly said smiling, dozens of white bullets shooting out of her wand. "He's really good when we're in the apartment together. He lets me just spread my legs with my skirt on and underwear and sit on the couch and watch television with him."

"Sounds nice. I can never get anyone to like me," Tilly complained while another arm fell down. "Ugh, it's the curse of these small things. If only I had larger weapons."

"What are you talking about?" Great Styles said with a smile, "You're so pretty! It's just I had a wife! Everyone likes you! Didn't you see the men fall over when they saw you from behind? You're great!"

"Thanks Great Styles, but Hamlord doesn't even notice me," Tilly tossed away her sword while Harvard and the boss' battle only grew more intense. "I-I know I'm beautiful, but I'm just too upfront with what I want. I think it scares men away."

"Hehe, not Hamlord. Tonight, I'll help you wrestle with him!" May Tape grabbed Tilly's hand and pointed at the exit. "Now come on! Let's go practice wrestling! Hamlord got his!

"Okay," Tilly nodded her head, "Thanks May Tape. You know. You jingle when you walk. It's really attractive."

"Aw, thank you!" May Tape and Tilly walked off causing Great Styles to stare. What just happened? What did it even mean to wrestle? He had so many questions!

"Hamlord, move! Stop blocking our attacks!" 

"There's a reason why! You have to cut off his hands in a certain order!" Hamlord screamed and tossed a dagger at an incoming arrow! I got this!"

"Hmph, asshole!" One of Tilly's guild members screamed! "You're just trying to steal all the experience!"

"No, no I'm not!" Harvard cut off the fourteenth of fifteen hands and then looked at the final one. It was right in the center of his chest. He got this!

Boom!

Harvard sliced through the arm of the boss and then his neck and then a large explosion occured! No one knew who lived or died!"

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