I Got Isekai’d, Well Shyt!

Vol.1 Ch.48 Back on Earth.

While Dalia went off to mark her man, Rya was sound asleep dreaming of being back on Earth. In her dream, she was back in her human male form and was back in their rental home with his girlfriend Zoey.

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Ryan abruptly woke up when he felt someone shaking him.

"Hey? Wake up, sleepy head." Ryan heard someone say.

"Ugh... What time is it?" Ryan moaned.

"It's morning. Hehe. You slept in late again... You're going to be late for breakfast," A familiar voice asked with a smile.

"I was... uhm... d-dreaming about being teleported to a different planet-" Ryan's eyes snapped open upon hearing his own voice. A man's voice.

"I-It was all a dream? Thank fucking Goddes-I mean, Thank God," Ryan said as he rubbed his face.

"Wow? Was it that bad of a dream?" The woman asked.

Upon hearing that voice Ryan looked at his girlfriend whom he thought he would never see again. This caused him to hug her with all his might.

"Whoa! What caused this?" Zoey asked with surprise.

"I-I missed you... A lot," Ryan said with tears in his eyes.

Zoey returned the hug with a huge smile on her face. "Man, it must have been one rough dream, huh."

"You have no idea, babe... Haah. I haven’t had nightmares like this since I was a kid," Ryan said with a sigh.

"Well, I have some breakfast ready for you," Zoey replied.

"Sounds good. Let me get dressed. I'll meet you downstairs," Ryan said with a smile.

"Alright. See ya then." Zoey said before heading downstairs.

Ryan quickly got to look at himself in the mirror. He was back in his male body again and he was never more relieved in his life. But a part of him did miss seeing those big tits and wide hips. He couldn't believe how real they felt in his dream. He just shook it off as a stress-dream while looking for something to wear.

"God damn. Maybe I need to lay off the fantasy novels for a while. That dream was too real for my comfort." Ryan muttered to himself as he put on his sweatpants and a t-shirt that was on the ground in his bedroom.

Once he was dressed, he went downstairs to eat breakfast.

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"Hey, here's some bacon and eggs. Do you want any coffee?" Zoey asked with a sweet smile.

"Shit yeah! I need coffee. I rather not go to sleep for the rest of my life if I could help it," Ryan said with a tired smile.

"Ryan! Your nightmare couldn't be THAT bad. I swear you take things too seriously. Haah," Zoey said with a smile before leaving the room to make him some coffee.

Ryan sat there eating his bacon and eggs while sipping on his coffee and looking at his phone, seeing what was going on. The news was the usual. Stock markets are up, celebrities doing the usual stuff, and some people still protesting about the new laws being implemented for women. Nothing was really catching his attention as he slowly ate his food.

"Well, at least it's Sunday... Do we have any plans today?" Ryan thought aloud as he continued scrolling through his phone.

He noticed his girlfriend was on her laptop typing away.

"Are you working on the weekend babe?" Ryan asked.

"Yeah. Wade hasn't been pulling his weight on a client's deck that needs to be in by Monday afternoon. And my morning is slammed with multiple calls," Zoey said with a sigh.

"Shit, I'm sorry babe. If there's anything I can do to help just ask. I mean, you know how much I love you right?" Ryan said with a smile.

"Laying on the charm hard, are we? Hehe. I really appreciate that. So, what are you doing?" Zoey asked curiously.

"I'm doing nothing and I'm going to enjoy it. I'm going to enjoy the fact that I am finally back home with you," Ryan said with a warm smile.

"Oh!? So, you're doing nothing all day? While I'm busy working through the weekend?" Zoey said with a coy frown.

"I-I mean I'll clean up the house, take out the trash, and maybe go get groceries? Whatever you need?" Ryan replied nervously.

"That sounds lovely, babe... Hey? What happened in your dreams to put you in such a weird state? You're acting like you haven't seen me in weeks... Did something happen?" Zoey asked with a curious expression.

"Oh, man. I don't know where to begin?" Ryan said with a nervous laugh.

"Well, you can start at the beginning. Come on, I can use a distraction from my work. Besides, I wanna hear about it!" Zoey said with a smile and took a sip of her coffee.

"Ahem. Well, first off I was doing my usual morning run," Ryan began.

"Sounds boring so far," Zoey remarked with a smile.

"I'm getting to it! Jeez, you can be so impatient sometimes. Anyway, when I was running, I ran into this floating orb that chased me and when it caught me, I was pulled into a portal to a fantasy world. With Dark Elves and shit," Ryan said with an annoyed expression.

"Okay, now you have my attention. Did you save the world or something?" Zoey asked with a raised brow.

"Pff! Hell no! I was forced to kill monsters so mana would enter my body. Which causes me to start turning into a Dark Elf!" Ryan said with a nervous laugh.

"Oh? So, you were a manly Dark Elf? Hehe, I wish I could have seen that," Zoey said with a chuckle.

'Umm... I don't think I'll tell her that I was turning into a chick. I wouldn't hear the end of it.' Ryan thought with a shocked expression.

"Hmm? You have that look, again. You're worried about telling me something. Come on and tell me, Ryan... I'll only make fun of you for a few days... Or a week. It depends," Zoey teased him with a coy smile.

"L-Look? I have no idea what you're talking about babe." Ryan said while trying not to look into his girlfriend's eyes.

"Oh, come on Ry. You know exactly what I'm talking about. Look, I won't judge you or anything like that, but I think you should talk to someone about it. Just get it off your chest and I'm sure you'll feel better," Zoey said with a loving smile.

'Shit! My poker face sucks in front of her. Ugh! I'm screwed here. I can't lie to her. How am I supposed to explain myself?' Ryan thought with a nervous laugh.

"Babe, I'll let you get back to your work. I'm going to go shower and change for the day. I want to head over to the gym around noon... We can hang out after dinner if you're free?" Ryan asked Zoey.

"Running away, are you?" Zoey asked with a playful smile.

"Haah.... You're not going to let this go, aren't you... Fine," Ryan said with a resigned tone.

"I wouldn't be me if I didn't," Zoey said with a seductive smile.

"Okay! Okay. Here you go. I turned into a female Dark Elf. And yes, it was weird as hell!" Ryan said with a sigh.

"Ha ha ha! I can't imagine you being a girl. But, I guess I shouldn't say that with such beautiful long ears..." Zoey remarked with a serious look.

"What!?" Ryan yelped in shock and quickly brought up his hands to the sides of his head only to find that his ears were normal.

"Ha ha ha! Just kidding babe!" Zoey said with a laugh. She couldn't believe how easy it was to trick her boyfriend right now.

"You better be," Ryan said with a small frown.

"Well, what did you look like?" Zoey asked with a curious expression.

"Man! You really don't want to do your work," Ryan remarked with a raised eyebrow.

"Of course, I don't want to do my work. Hold on... Mwah!... There, now will you tell me?" Zoey asked with a smile while she gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"Fine! I had dark tan skin." Ryan's skin started turning darker in front of Zoey. "I also had long white hair with really bright blue eyes"

His hair and eyes followed along with his skin tone as his hair grew down his back while his eyes turned into a bright azure blue.

"Huh!? R-Ryan?" Zoey stuttered with a shocked expression. She didn't know what was going on as Ryan was too focused on recalling what he looked like in his dreams to notice the changes happening to him.

"God! I also had these ridiculously big breasts and wide hips. Wider than yours, babe." Ryan's chest started growing and his hips followed suit.

Zoey was struggling to comprehend what was going on right now as her eyes were glued to her boyfriend's body. All she could do was watch helplessly as Ryan's changes continued.

"And I think I shrunk in height and my voice sounded more feminine. Jeez, those boobs. Man! They were huge. Like, really freaking big!" Ryan's voice became high-pitched by the latter part of his sentence. His dick got smaller and shriveled up. In its place was a pussy.

"A-Are you okay Ry?" Zoey asked with a worried expression.

"Why wouldn't I be? I just miss seeing them. And my body feels kind of different for some reason?" Ryan said with a confused tone.

Zoey watched as her boyfriend's face morphed to match what he was describing.

"W-Wait! Why does my voice sound so, girlish?" Ryan asked with a shaky voice.

"Ry? Y-You look like an... Elf. Is this really you? Are you okay?" Zoey asked with worry.

"No! No, no no no! Why am I back to being a woman?... Huh? Z-Zoey... Are you... getting older?" Ryan asked with a puzzled expression as he looked at his girlfriend who looked like she was ten years older now and looked like she just recalled something important.

"Ryan! I remember. You disappeared 10 years ago! Oh God! This is what happened to you?" Zoey asked with a concerned expression.

"H-How can this be a dream? I-I just wanted to be home with you Zoey. Why....." Ryan asked with a shaky voice as tears started to form in his eyes.

Zoey then hugged him tightly.

"I don't know why this is happening, but I'll ask my husband. We might be-" Zoey stopped herself when she remembered that she married someone else. She had a sad expression written on her face as she hugged Ryan.

'I've been gone for ten years? No! This has to be a cruel joke, this has to~' Ryan's thought stopped when she realized who was behind this. 'NILS!!!! SHE DID THIS TO US!' Ryan screamed in her mind.

Zoey continued to hug her dark elf of a boyfriend while trying to think of what they could do. At the same time, Rya tried to calm herself because she didn't know how much longer she had with her girlfriend. She didn't know if this was her real girlfriend, but something inside her told her that this was really her Zoey.

"Z-Zoey. I don't know how much time we have left. Tell my parents that I'm sorry. I never meant for any of this." Rya said with a tearful expression.

"Ryan?... What's going on?" Zoey asked with a confused expression.

"Please! Tell them that I love them very much. And you are the best girlfriend a loser like me could ever have in this universe." Rya said with a trembling voice as she held onto Zoey.

"Ryan! I'll do that! I'll tell your parents! I'll never forget you! Please come back, okay!" Zoey said with a sad expression as she gently placed her hand on Rya's head.

"Thank you..." Rya said with a weak smile before she noticed everything around them started to turn into white particles. Everything was slowly vanishing, first was the chair, wall, table, and room, and last was the sky. Rya and Zoey hugged each other in a bright white void until Zoey started to fade away as well.

"Ryan! Please live! Whatever you do, live!" Zoey shouted with a tearful expression as she vanished from Rya's sight.

Rya just stood there powerless to do anything as she broke down into tears.

'She's gone....' Rya thought to herself as she collapsed to her knees.

The dark elf was alone in this bright white void for quite a while. Rya stared at the spot where her girlfriend was before she was taken from her. It was like her heart was ripped out of her chest and her soul shattered. Rya couldn't even cry anymore. She was emotionally drained and all she wanted to do was curl up into a ball. But then she heard someone speak to her from behind.

"Well, that worked out better than we thought." Said the voice of the Goddess.

Rya snapped out of her sorrow which turned into rage in an instant. She quickly looked behind her to see Nils and Nebulus standing there with proud smiles on their stupid faces.

"What? You're not happy about saying goodbye to your old, loved ones? Nebulus used a lot of her power to accomplish such an impossible feat and you turn to us in anger?" Nils said with a smirk.

"YYYEEEHHHHAAAAHHHH!!!!" Rya yelled while mustering the biggest magic attack she could. "YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNTS!!" She yelled again as a giant white mountain shot out everywhere. Rya focused all of her hate, sadness, and regret on the spell and she was going to crush these two Goddesses in front of her and nothing was going to stop her.

"Hmph. I told you. Now look at her Nebulus. She has become an emotional mess even after doing something so nice for her," Nils said with a bored expression.

*BBBOOOMMM!!!!* Was the sound caused by multiple mountains as big as Everest smashing into the Goddesses, Nils, and Nebulus.

*BBBOOOMMM!!!!*

*CCCRRRUUUNNNNCCCCHHH!*

The sounds of crashing mountains echoed throughout the void and it wasn't stopping.

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!" Rya screamed as she released a spell so powerful that it tore up the entire void.

The destruction was so immense that it was more powerful than a nuclear bomb.

"You fucking took EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!" Rya yelled as she tried to summon a rock that was as big as a mountain and smashed it into the spot where the two Goddesses were.

"I'll fucking kill you!!" Rya shouted with tears streaming down her cheeks as she hurled the massive rock causing an explosion that engulfed the void.

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Rya yelled. She kept summoning and hurling mountain-sized rocks at the void in a desperate attempt to kill the two Goddesses.

Rya did this again and again until she could no longer stand up. She fell to the ground sweating profusely.

"Huff!... Huff!... Huff!" Rya was gasping for air as she looked around and saw nothing but a white void.

"So, did you get that out of your system?" Nils said from behind Rya.

"You!" Rya growled through gritted teeth as she glared at the Goddess.

"Ahahah!... You're lucky that we're in your subconscious... Otherwise, your mana would have been completely exhausted and you would have been nothing but dust," Nils said with a smirk.

"Why did you do this to me? You might have changed my body, but you will NOT change me mentally! NEVER! YOU HEAR ME! I'M STRAIGHT!" Rya yelled as she snapped out of her rage.

"Haha. We didn't change your sexual orientation, Ryan. You have a strong will to be straight. And so you are... straight... I don't see where the problem is. Do you Nebulus?" Nils said with a giggle.

"Nope. Ryan's just confused," Nebulus added with a giggle of her own.

"You don't see any problem!? How did you keep me straight when you~" Rya stopped herself when the realization hit her.

'They changed me into a woman but kept me straight!? A STRAIGHT WOMAN! Ooohh! You cunning little cunts! I'll prove to you that I'm still a guy! I refuse to back down on this!' Rya thought to herself as she glared at the two Goddesses with new anger.

"Well, we just wanted to give you a reward for surviving the Cave Troll and defeating a Dungeon Core. So we were lucky enough to have a mental link to your ex-girlfriend. She is doing fine. She got married to someone else and has two kids now. Anyway, keep up the good work... Ryan." Nils said with a smirk.

"Yes, yes... You've done well. Now you can become the perfect champion now that you said your goodbyes to your previous life. And you're no longer distracted," Nebulus added.

"I'll find a way back! You hear me! I'm not done yet!" Rya growled as she looked at the two Goddesses. She wanted to fight them but she felt her exhaustion taking hold.

"That's the spirit. Good luck on your quest, Chosen One," Nils said with a smirk.

Rya's vision started to get blurry.

'DAMN IT ALL!' Rya cursed in her mind.

Rya started to feel herself fade until she woke up in her room in the mansion.

"RAH! RAH! RAH!" Rya screamed while she thrashed around her bed.

"M-Miss Rya!?" There was a maid in her room. She was trying to wake her when she heard the dark elf screaming.

"WHERE THE FUCK AM I!? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?" Rya yelled while trying to gather her surroundings.

"I-It's me, Miss Rya! M-Megara, the maid," The young maid replied.

Rya had a confused look on her face until she recalled her memories. She looked at the maid's frightened expression and felt a sense of guilt for yelling at her.

"I-I'm sorry, Megara... I didn't mean to yell at you," Rya said with a sigh.

'God dammit! I look like an asshole! Calm down, Ryan. Don't let those Goddesses get the better of you.' Rya thought to herself.

"I-I'll be fine, Miss Rya. But is there something wrong?" Megara asked with a little fear in her eyes.

"Umm. N-Nothing really... I get night terrors sometimes. I'm sorry about this." Rya said quietly.

“Well… If the Miss needs anything, I’ll be right outside this door.”

The maid relaxed a bit as she walked out of the room.

Rya slowly sat up in bed and the sheets fell off of her. When she looked down, she saw her white undergarments holding her beautiful female body. She took a deep breath as she refocused her resolve.

'You did not change all of me you cunts!' Rya yelled internally while looking at the ceiling.

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