Chapter 63 - A Husband And Yandere Wife's Morning In The City.
Seven days passed in the inn.
If the husband doesn't go on a mission, then he will live from hand to mouth! It was already too great for him and Xaya to stay in the safe room in the Grooma Kingdom even though it was lacking in many aspects. The life in a new, ascended kingdom was currently too poor for the couple!
"Water… Ugh."
Kyoya woke up with a slight headache, then rolled to the side to reach the water. He grasped it with his shaking hand, then slowly turned on the bottle. He chugged on it like a drunkard, then took another bottle once emptied.
It was kinda hard to move with wife hugging his arm, but what kind of activities could be done in the inn? Kyoya could go down with his wife to eat something, but then the unwanted attention would envelop them.
Other than that, Kyoya and Xaya could only spend their time being as close as possible with small intervals needed for work and rest.
The work was related to the death god and its quest. It was good for Kyoya and Xaya as they could go around the fourth floor as if sightseeing. They were doing it sneakily as if their marriage was heaven-denying, so it had its own charm. The party is not needed for that quest at all.
And later on, Kyoya also began pulling out some pranks on his wife. Those pranks were so cringing it was hard for him to continue to do so. For example, there was a prank where he would act like Xaya's night time was painful to him.
He screamed like an idiot 'It hurts, it hurts', but a yandere wife couldn't be tricked so easily. She had to test whether this is true or not! This test was both heavenly and hellish as Kyoya's endurance and will power had to exceed his current limits. He sweated so hard that both sweat and tears mixed on his pale face.
When he said 'It's a prank, my wife', Kyoya nearly died from the slaps.
At least his sweat and tears got slapped away, cleaning up that plain face of his.
"Ahh! I used to hate water as it was tasteless for me, but now, it is just delicious!"
Beneath Kyoya's bed, there were already ten bottles rolling around. Both of them were drinking so much the water became the second most spend a thing on. Of course, they have to replenish their liquids.
"Good morning, husband! I want to laze around for a little more, so watch me."
Xaya said so, her arms stretching. All naked, a wife had exposed her abundant chest for her husband's view. The two bombs lightly jumped from her small exercise, then Xaya curled up and turned to the side revealing the satisfied smile on her face.
Now, there is no way her husband is going to leave her side. Not only Xaya is clingy, but even when exhausted, a yandere wife is also pulling out attacks to stop her husband from leaving her side!
"Ah, shit. I want to piss so bad."
"..."
Boom!
The doors leading to the bathroom closed with deafening slam leaving Xaya's face with a twitching eyebrow. She rolled on the bed when her husband's body disappeared, then reached for the remaining water bottles.
The lady's cherry lips clung to the bottle as if her life depended on it. However, Xaya is going to drink all the remaining water for her husband denying her morning charm! There has to be punishment for that!
"Fuuu! Next one!"
Xaya was drinking so much and so fast that a lot of water spilled out onto her chin, then flowed down onto her ravine. Just like during her morning stretching, not only Xaya is going to relieve her anger, she is also going to strike at her husband.
'Why is he not coming out?'
However, the husband was taking a lot of time within the bathroom. Soon, the sound that shook Xaya slipped out from the throne. Following it, not too nice scent drifted toward Xaya.
Brrrrrrr!
Sometimes, you think you want to release the golden rainbow but it turns out to be the second! The husband got pranked by his body, but not like he minds as his hands held the newspaper.
In the newspaper, there was some information about popular parties from the top. The gods had truly shaken the world pillar as even up there, new lands are appearing with the treasures from the past!
It was interesting to read even though the crucial parts were lacking. Kyoya's mind was pulled by the news, his mind imagining the new lands. He couldn't stop that and why would he? Excited by the new lands, Kyoya read more of the news as he knew that he has enough possibilities to build up enough power to reach those lands and see them with his own eyes!
Brrrrrrrr!
"..."
Shocked by the disgusting smell, Xaya felt like killing the lady who had made the delicious dinner yesterday! A yandere wife couldn't cook in the inn as the third party couldn't be invited to the kitchen.
It might sound stupid, but dying by eating poison is not that rare at all!
The dinner was so delicious that a yandere wife yanked her husband for recipes. The quest for those had taken over the 'equipment one', topping Kyoya's quest list.
It's clear that Xaya has strange wife principles! Being a good cook and providing the best dishes for her husband is one of the most important principles! The first one is to be always ready to service her husband with all love! If Kyoya knew…
Brrrrrrrrrr!
"I will kill this chef!"
If Xaya had her strength, then she surely would have already caused a lot of ruckus in the inn. Luckily enough, the chef lady had been stamped with 'Ignoring' status, thus, a yandere wife reached for the bottles, shoved them up to her bed, then coiled herself with the blanket.
Here, she was immersed in her fragrance mixed with her husband's one. Drinking the water to punish her husband became the top priority in this fluffy world.
Thirty minutes passed…
"Bathroom is free. Today, we are going for our first mission!"
Kyoya left the bathroom, mentioning the goal of today. His eyes then spotted Xaya sitting on the bed with a blanket covering her whole body. Only her abundant chest could be seen, but when it comes to this part, then no one can truly beat Xaya.
"What's wrong?"
She was sitting with her lips bitten, eyes a little watery. Upon closer look, Kyoya could see that there were small dry trails on her cheeks. A yandere wife was trembling on the bed, not willing to go to the bathroom.
Furthermore, she was unusually quiet. Even beautiful violet jewels were looking to the side!
"Ugh, hmm.. Is it time? Do I have to go outside for the pack? No, wait... We-"
"Stupid! I am already too old for that!"
"So what happened? Don't tell me you pissed yourself? Haha… Ha… ha…h… Oh, look! Butterfly!"
What can possibly stop the laughter of the husband? The killing intent of his wife! So what if her strength is sealed? This is where the title 'A yandere wife' comes in handy! The lady's eyes dilated, a small frown appearing on her flawless forehead. With such expression and slightly parted lips, Xaya was emitting the killing intent of a yandere wife that can only be used on her husband.
The husband instinctively knelt, his hands reaching for the scattered bottles.
"Ah, what did I say? I can't really remember? What are those water bottles doing here? We are a civilized couple-"
"Husband."
"Haha! So many empty bottles, I can't believe it! I could buy a car in my world with these! Hah! I am going to put them in the trash! Don't cry, I will be back soon!"
Kyoya deftly gathered all the bottles within his inventory, then took out it a second later already packed in the bag. Such convenient power of his inventory and game system! Bounce along, the husband arrived in front of the doors, then yanked the knob.
"My wife in the morning looks so nice today! I love you!"
"HUSBAND!"
Boom!
The doors slammed.
A second later, the sound of blankets getting ripped apart spread throughout the second floor of the inn…
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The husband waited patiently for an hour on the first floor of the inn. There were a lot of tables and customers enjoying breakfast. A few people remembered Kyoya and his wife, so the male representation had closed up their distance and sat down in his table. Their target was obviously the lovely wife of the husband.
They tried to approach him in a civilized way, but Kyoya was ignoring them with a poker face. At this point, it feels pretty redundant to mention it, but husband and Xaya had never stopped being bothered by such people.
Kyoya was accustomed to such events as well. He only opened his mouth when the filth had changed their stance. From the 'proper' and 'gentleman' ways, they began speaking about satisfaction.
"I do have the blood of an orc! Do you know just how deep and nice I can satisfy your woman? She won't even need to pay for my meaty weapon, on the contrary, it will be me paying her! Haha!"
"You have the blood of an orc, but your skin is white… So I guess you are half-blood, yes?"
"Yeah! Even if half-blood, my stamina knows no limits! Your woman will be in good hands!"
"I have heard that the lust of orcs is unfathomable, but you have had your chance. As half-blood, if you worked hard enough, then your orc bloodline could be controlled. Not only you are lustful, but you also stink both from perspiring like a pig and killing intent… Can someone even get more atrocious than you?"
"You dog! Look at your-"
"I am a human yet."
The husband stood up, then stopping the loud shouts of the half-blood. He could tell that this orc was from higher floors, so he used the words and his calmness to satisfy his anger boiling deep within his heart.
There was nothing he could do.
Either due to his strength or the rules of the nine ascended kingdom. Of course, the former still could be somehow overcome. If the husband had his movement skill, then he would probably win if it was one versus one.
Without one, Kyoya could only believe in his Archer's Zone. Regardless of that, the battles won't erupt in the Grooma Kingdom as it could tarnish their name. At least not from someone who is from the low floors.
"I hope we will meet outside soon."
"We will, dog! Not like you can hide in the kingdom till the end! If not we, then the nobles might take a liking to your woman! Hehehe!"
"I don't know about nobles, but when it comes to you, I am fairly confident I will be able to snap your neck in a few weeks."
"Hahaha! Did you hear it, boys?! Hahaha!"
Kyoya's words indicated that he can win with the descendant of an orc by using the raw strength! He was not brawn, his fingers looking similar to that of a woman! Even blisters couldn't be seen!
This shows that Kyoya is not focusing so much on his raw strength!
The crowd laughed, but the friends of the half-blood were the majority.
"Then, in a few weeks, we can fight by using raw strength. I know there is an arena for spars, right?"
"Haha! There is, there is! Brat, I am looking forward to that! You know the price, right?!"
"I know. And If I win against you, then you will castrate yourself."
"Haha! I accept that!"
[Trickster God's quest - The skinny husband completed!]
[You have gotten 250 stamina points.]
[You have gotten 250 strength points.]
So what if you are a descendant of an orc?
[You can see the souls with STA stat for the two weeks! The color of such souls is orange.]
[You can see the souls with an STR stat for the two weeks! The color of such souls is blue.]
If your opponent is the son-in-law of the death god? The man with two divine paths!
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