Chapter 34: Streaking Pervert...
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"I have been cultivating a lot as of late… If I go on any longer without taking a break to recharge, it could lead to some serious adverse effects on my cultivation," Lucifer murmured while rubbing his sleepy eyes like a tired cat before running his fingers through his long, raven-black hair.
"Training's done for now… Time for nap training. The grind never… ends…"
As Lucifer drifted into the land of dreams, a shadowy figure silently made her way through the dim confines of the Devilduke Mansion. Eventually, the figure spotted a small tree outside a certain open window seal and deftly proceeded to jump up the tree and leaped into the 6th Young Master's room, all doing so without being noticed.
While Lucifer peacefully slept on his bed, the shadowy figure stood over him, an indiscernible glint in her eyes.
After a moment or two of staring at the sleeping young master, the shadowy figure ended up taking off her black mask, followed by removing the rest of her clothes, revealing her bountiful curves, and everything that was glorious…
'Uhmm… What the fuck…? Who the hell is this bitch…?'
Lucifer, who slept with one eye open, was able to catch a small glimpse of the shadowy figure's face.
Although it was extremely dark in the room, thanks to his mastery of the elements, he immediately knew who it was…
'That damn Shiny Shoes bitch!'
'What the hell is she doing in my room!? And why is she suddenly undressing??'
'Is she trying to consummate before the marriage, because what the fuck?'
Even with all of his meticulous planning, Lucifer would've never expected the young Shi Shun to sneak into his room in the dead of night and start undressing!
'I just thought Shiny Shoes Bitch would try to assassinate me or something. That's why I always kept my Divine Sense partially active.'
'But who woulda guessed that she was such an exhibitionist!? I bet this girl gets a kick from undressing in front of other people…'
'Tsk! tsk!'
Lucifer clicked his tongue.
*Boing!*
"!!!"
Suddenly, he felt something land on his back. It had no malicious intent, so this attack caught him completely off guard!
'Is she trying to strangle me??'
Lucifer was about to make his move, but that was when he felt two more soft things pressing up against his back.
'The fuck?? Is this girl hugging me while in the nude!? And she does it so casually…'
"Lucifer… Mhmm… Lucifer's back…" Shi Shun murmured, drool dripping from her bright red lips.
'My back…? Wait… Don't tell me…'
'....'
"Drugging you with that tea I gave your maid was all worth it. Now, your back… is all mine…" Hearts swirled around in Shi Shun's eyes as she gripped his back muscles, rubbing her lusty body against his.
'Okay… okay… okay… yeah… okay…'
'What the absolute fuck!?!?'
Lucifer was freaking the hell out on the inside. He had thought that this was supposed to be his villain arc! He was supposed to be the goddamn villain!
'So what the fuck is all this!? Some shitty, twisted harem setup!?'
'No matter what kind of crazy shit this is, I need to find my way out… Like right now.'
Just then, Lucifer felt something tingly creep down his spine, and it wasn't just because the deranged woman was slobbering all over his backside.
This woman was definitely not good news, and he realized that. Which was why he…
Played dead.
'I'm sure this crazy bitch will eventually go away, right…?'
'I mean, she wouldn't really defile me in my sleep, would she??'
'Would she…?'
Sweat beads started to form on Lucifer's forehead, as a sense of unease crept over him. He couldn't shake off the feeling that something bad was about to come.
'Should I just kill her…?'
A fleeting hint of killing intent flashed in his eyes, only to disappear as quickly as it had come.
'But if I do that, my plans to get out of this nation ahead of schedule will be ruined…'
'But if I can't kill her… Should I just take it?'
'The legendary pegging? My Main Body used to be into that stuff…'
'Wait! No way in fuck am I taking it like a Bitch!!'
'A bitch…'
'Shiny Shoe isn't the bitch in this situation…'
'Am I the bitch…?'
'Forget what the fuck I just said! Not me! I'm not the bitch!'
'She's the bitch!'
Lucifer went through many stages of denial as Shi Shun took everything a step further and began to untangle the dangly thing.
"I wonder what lies underneath…? That back must be tantalizing without all that fabric in the way… Hehehe~" Creepy giggles escaped Shi Shun's lips as she pulled down Lucifer's pants.
With extraordinary skill, she went straight to the robes after stripping him to the nude with practised ease.
Shi Shun rolled him over, taking a good look at her groom-to-be.
"Ho~? So it seems you have more than just that one big thing, eh~?" She licked her lips, getting a good handful of the dragon, trying to make it rise.
However, after a moment of her hands wrapping and massaging the 'thing' and not seeing any effect, she got bored and moved on to the main dish.
"Back muscles… Guhehe~" She traced her slender, feminine hands across his back, the creepy-giggling session never ceasing.
'Okay… okay… yeah…'
'Did she just overlook my dragon!? This little… bitch…'
'First, she has the gall to drug me with some weak-ass drug I didn't even notice. Then she strips me naked and molests me…'
'Now she has the nerve to ignore the Divine golden dragon!?'
'This bitch…'
If not for his plan, Lucifer would've already turned this pervert into pill material. But since he needed her alive, he decided to let this pervert do as she pleased.
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After a few minutes of getting all touchy-feely with Lucifer's back, Shi Shun's expression filled with trepidation. Clearly worried about the drug wearing off, she decided to leave for the night—but not before stealing a few more deep kisses (on the back, of course).
Once she was gone, Lucifer sat up on his bed like a zombie.
"That woman… She seemed so cold at the Family Competition… But who would've guessed she was such a blazing pervert…?" he incoherently mumbled to himself while feeling around for all the hickeys on his body. "Since this Shiny Shoe Bitch is such a pervert… I have taken it upon myself to include your perversion in the plans…"
A variety of evil thoughts swirled inside Lucifer's head as he put on his clothes and slipped out of the window. He did so in the same manner as the streaking pervert.
'Since you won't even allow me to get some shut-eye, I will just continue the grind elsewhere.'
'Oh, and… Fuck you, Shiny Shoes Bitch!'
Curse after curse shot off in Lucifer's mind as he made his way toward the Spiritual Cave Congregation, intent on advancing his cultivation a little further.
He also sensed a few Elemental Physiques show signs of emerging, and was eager to see just what they might yield…
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