Chapter 36: What Should've Happened And What Actually Happened...
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"Hmm…? Lucifer, do you see that shining thing in the sky?" Shi Shun spoke with a dry voice, her tone weary as she was being dragged along by the 6th Young Master.
Although the sun was shining brightly on this midday evening, something even brighter made its presence known to her. Shi Shun noticed this occurrence right away and pointed it out to the happy-go-lucky 6th Young Master.
"Look, Lucifer! There is really something up there! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, I think it's a…!!" Shin Shun suddenly stopped in her tracks, her voice rising in exclamation.
"Huh?"
Lucifer 'realized' it all a little too late as he shot his gaze up to the sky, only to witness a giant rock hurtling toward the ground!
"Oh no! It seems like this Young Master is destined to die! Oh, the woes…! Sorrow, sorrow… Exclamation mark, exclamation mark!"
Lucifer immediately collapsed to the ground and started lamenting all the injustices of existence.
CRACKA—BOOOOM!
Under the astonished gaze of both Shi Shun and the onlookers, Lucifer was flattened by the space rock!
He died right then and there, not even leaving behind a corpse for a proper burial!
"Oh, the sadness! Big sad, big sad… My husband! How could he succumb to such a wonderfully natural phenomenon!? This can't be! I shall become his widow and never look another man in the eye! Single for life!"
Shi Shun wept for hours, which eventually stretched over into hours.
For the rest of her long, happy life, she never once forgot the dashingly handsome man she had perverted off to!
'That was how the story was supposed to go… So how the fuck did I end up here!?'
Lucifer looked up from a hidden nook underground, only to see monstrous void creatures crawl around on a black, murky surface. Their countless legs and eyes spiraled in circles as they eerily limped against the ground, searching for any sign of human life.
'One might wonder how I got here… And that is something I'd like to fucking know too!'
'So let us go back to right after I acquired the |Light Bearer| Physique…'
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Time rewinds and a scenario unfolds anew.
This time, it wasn't Shi Shun who was waiting for Lucifer to leave the Light Spiritual Pool. Instead, it was the…
Maid!
Which maid? Well, of course, it was Lu Lu!
"..."
After muttering a few curses at the Light Filament, Lucifer stepped out of the Light Spiritual Cave. However, contrary to the serene mountaintop view he had expected to see, he was displeased to find out that the fox-like bitch had been waiting for him.
"Lu Lu…" Lucifer muttered with a love-struck gaze, trying his best to repress the urge to knock the fuck out of this bitch.
"Oh, Luci, my Love!" Lu Lu leaped toward his solitary figure, letting her large, pillowy mountaintops ricochet in the breeze.
*Pat!*
She collided with Lucifer in full force, allowing her soft body to press up against his. And somehow, her boobs always seemed to find themselves at just the perfect angle when it came to seductiveness. With this flawless execution, she looked into his irises, tears welling up in her eyes.
"!!!"
Lucifer instantly knew where this weird behavior of hers was coming from. The Marriage Ceremony date was just around the corner and from what he could tell, Lu Lu's final goal was to seduce him before the big day.
With time running out, she must be running low on options and got desperate, especially after all her previous attempts at seduction ended with failure.
He briefly recalled all the times she flung her fat bags at him, even going so far as to 'discreetly' undress herself while he passed by certain doors.
They weren't even her rooms, and yet she had the audacity to leave the door wide open, letting anybody catch a glimpse of the goods…!
Lucifer nearly let out an exasperated sigh at the absolute ridiculousness of this chick. But luckily, he saved it with:
"Oh, my dear Lu Lu! You know this marriage is nothing but a diplomatic matter! In my heart, you will always be the #1!"
He shouted to the top of the world, clasping her hands over one another like a young man declaring his love for the woman he wanted to be with forever!
"Luci…" Lu Lu's eyes glossed over, feeling like this was the moment.
The moment to seal the deal with a kiss! And maybe something naughty afterwards…
Just as she was about to move in with the full extent of her power and take the 6th Young Master by surprise, a sudden phenomenon occurred in the sky above.
"Hmm?" She looked up, slightly irritated that this nonsense had ruined the mood.
However, what she saw next was something that left her slack-jawed, and it wasn't because of the 6th Young Master's big something.
"Is that a…?"
"Not a bird, nor a plane… and definitely not a Superman. It's a monster horde rift… and from the looks of it, nothing is natural about its formation." A sharp glint flickered in Lucifer's usually apathetic gaze as he traced the purple fluctuations in the sky.
Bzzzzttt…!!
A massive, mile-wide monster rift opened up in the center of the city, looming over Riversea like the gaping maw of a giant beast.
"Hey, My Love…"
"Yes, Luci…?"
"I think we should run."
"Yes… We should…"
With a shared light nod of understanding, the two bolted away from the Spiritual Pool Congregation. Their destination for now being the north of the Great Mormonga Forest.
If they could make it that far without falling prey to some Spiritual Beast, then they could make it to a safehold that the Devilduke Family had maintained for their personnel.
Of course, a Monster Beast Rift was the last thing Lucifer could be afraid of. In fact, he had already sent his Clone Force toward the source of the rift, where they were lying in wait in plain view, each with their own unique disguises.
These clones were disguised as a foreign travellers' group, ready to 'assist' the common folk under the guise of helping those in need.
The truth was, Lucifer didn't give a fuck about the common folk, but loot was loot, and benefits were benefits. He wasn't one to turn down either.
Despite that, his main body was currently fleeing like a little bitch with his tail between his legs.
However, there was something else he had in mind for himself… something that involved the annoyingly devious maid…
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