My Unconventional Delivery System!

Chapter 201: Heart Disease?

A/N: Gods do you know how much regret I have making a million years old possibly billion years old bitch a VIRGIN! I must’ve been high at that time, it’s literally impossible for anyone to be a virgin at that age! Okay, maybe Hestia and Artemis was an exception (Danmachi) but then again Beelzebub is literally made out of SIN not divine and crap, tsk tsk regardless I can’t change, sad.

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A week later since Kyle stayed inside the abyss, and his relationship with Belzeebub is friends with benefits, every day since last week, they do it like rabbits, while they things like sex, they don’t really have any romantic affection with each other, since they merely doing it for pleasure especially Beelzebub.

She doesn’t understand ‘Love’ nor ‘Romance’ to her sex is just for pleasure and nothing more, it would unlikely for her to fall for Kyle since in the first place she had no clue what a romantic feeling is, she’s dense to the point that even someone were to confess their love to her truthfully, she won’t understand shit.

That’s how she is, maybe that’s a demon trait to be dense at ‘love’, either way, Kyle doesn’t have any plan of doing a relationship with Beelzebub, while there’s a chance that he might actually fall for her, since there’s no telling what’s going to happen, even if he did he won’t pursue a relationship with a girl that doesn’t even under romance, it’s like you’re dating a child.

A relationship without love is a toxic one, so he’ll try to avoid that, so right now they could only be friends with benefits, he doesn’t have any feelings for her, nor she does, it’s pointless to think about relationship.

Today is the day Kyle will ask Beelzebub how she knew about some modern staff. During the past week, he realized that Beelzebub isn’t as primitive as he sees her to be, she knows modern phones, tv, cars, and computers!

Right now, he is asking her a question about that matter.

“Hey Beelzebub, how would you know about modern gadgets if you’re here inside the abyss?”

“Hey, I told you to call me Beel, we’re close enough for you to call me that, anyway as for that question, I’ll answer it tomorrow, because it’s better to see it yourself but first! Let’s do it! I’m horny! Take your damn clothes off!” Beelzebub didn’t even wait for him to take off his clothes, instead, she stripped him by herself.

‘What’s the point of asking me to take off my clothes when you’re going to take it off yourself?’ He thought, after that, they did have kinky sex together.

It was Beelzebub’s idea, she had been too fucked like this and that and it was all extreme like what the fuck, he didn’t even know such position, because of Beelzebub his knowledge about sex improved by a whole new level.

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The next day,

Beelzebub and Kyle are currently at the underground part of her castle, inside the underground there is a complicated magic array, but Kyle could understand a bit, he thought. ‘Space magic?’

“This is a space-time array that I built ten thousand years ago, its purpose was to let me out of this damned place, but again it ‘was’ while this thing works it wasn’t enough for me to break through this place, this array need an enormous amount of mana before it could let me teleport away from this place, but my mana isn’t nowhere enough to do that, even if I store some of my mana from time to time this place absorbs it when I store a certain amount of mana.”

Beelzebub had a tragic expression on her face, but a moment later it was replaced with a cheerful expression. “But it’s fine! It doesn’t matter anymore the past is the, since I couldn’t use it to get out of this place, I modified it and made something similar to TV in the human world and it was successful, because of that I get to see what’s happening in the human world once a year since it also needed a considerable amount of mana.”

She was feeling proud of this invention of hers, after knowing this Kyel got to know why she knows about modern gadgets, so she was watching the human world from here.

“Once a year…isn’t that way too short?”

“Short? No, for me it’s already enough to be able to see what’s happening outside despite not being able to go out is enough.”

“Is that so?” Kyle pondered for a moment before continuing.

“If I can get you out of here, what can you do?”

Beelzebub looked at him for a moment before she burst out laughing. “Hahahahaha! You? Hahaha! You’re so funny! Do you think that you can accomplish what I couldn’t?”

She didn’t take him seriously at all, if it was that easy she would have long escaped from this place, to hear his words we’re nothing but a joke.

Kyle pretty much expected this reaction from her, if he were on the same shoe as her, he would probably react worse.

“Just what ‘if’ I mean what would you do?” He asked one more time.

Beelzebub had stopped smiling at him and said. “Yeah, ‘If’ that truly happens, I wouldn’t mind becoming your loyal servant.”

“You would go that far?”

“Yes, ‘if you can do that of course, but let’s stop dreaming okay?” Beelzebub didn’t want to talk about getting out or whatnot, because she doesn’t like it when she’s given false hope.

“Alright, I understand.” At this very moment, he decided to bring Beelzebub with him outside after the system finished updating.

It’s a free servant, why wouldn’t he want it?

“That’s good, anyway today is that time of the year I have enough mana to watch the human world! Let’s watch together!” Beelzebub invited him to sit on the couch nearby.

It was his plan in the first place, so he didn’t reject her invitation, he sat on the couch, beside him was Beelzebub looking at him with a smiling expression.

“W-what?” He asked doubtfully, he sensed that she’s going to do something to him.

“Hehe! Nothing!”

“Bullshit! I can see it written in your face!”

“Really?”

“Yeah!”

“You’re right!” Beelzebub snapped her fingers.

All of sudden Kyle couldn’t move, then Beelzebub went in front of him and took off his pants.

“Before I start, I would like to eat a snack!” Beelzebub started stroking his dick until it got hard.

“Oh! Your Lil bro is awake! It’s time to eat! Itadakimasu!” Beelzebub swallowed his entire dick in one go!

“Beel! You’re not supposed to say Itadakimasu while sucking it!”

Beelzebub didn’t listen to him at all and just continued sucking his cock until she gets her dessert (semen).

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It’s been 10 minutes, Beelzebub was licking her lips while sitting on the couch.

“Mhm~! That was a nice snack!” She said while giggling, after that she raised her hand and poured her mana into the space array and all of sudden a blurry image was shown in front of them.

A moment later, the image started moving and it’s now clear, Beelzebub was panting heavily, she just used a year’s worth of mana to activate this.

“Hahh… tiring as always!” Despite her condition, she was smiling. This was all worth it.

“Hey, are you ok?” He was worried about her condition truthfully.

“I-im fine..heh… you worry about me? How cute… anyway this is normal after activating this.” Beelzebub didn’t know what to feel when she saw how Kyle was worried about her.

Honestly, this was the first time that someone was worried about her well-being, demons don’t have the emotion called sympathy in the first place, she never had anyone worried about her condition.

Beelzebub felt jiggly inside her for some reason, it’s like happiness but it’s far greater, this was the first time she felt this weird emotion.

“Hm? What’s this jiggly and funny feeling? Did I get heart disease or something? I think I should rip my heart out later and experiment on it.” Beelzebub mumbled.

This was heard by Kyle, and he started sweating after he heard that from her mouth.

“I think you shouldn’t do that…”

“Why? It’s not like it’s my first time ripping my heart.”

“…Just don’t be okay.”

“Hmm, I don’t get it but okay.” Beelzebub realized that she unconsciously agreed with his suggestion, in the first place; there was no need for her to listen.

She thought. ‘As expected I should rip my heart.’

After that, both of them started watching the human world with the space array that Beelzebub made.

(End-)

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