Never Marry a Man With Two Tintins

Warning: This chapter is NSFW (It’s not very graphic though.)

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Cheng Nuo's breathing quickened until he felt dizzy. He felt like he was about to suffocate but that foolish Liu Guang was still holding that thing that was about to explode. Cheng Nuo was left hanging, half-dead from inaction.

Gasping, the blushing Cheng Nuo was barely able to whisper, "Ah, why don't you try to move your hand…!"

Liu Guang looked down, somewhat disbelieving, only to see Cheng Nuo's shining black eyes looking back at him eagerly but also anxiously, as though urging Liu Guang on. His chest felt tight as he tentatively slid his hand down a few times. Cheng Nuo's eyes immediately went black and he started breathing very fast. The expression on Cheng Nuo's face made Liu Guang reluctant to blink since he didn't want to miss any of Cheng Nuo's reactions.

However, it wasn't convenient to do it like this since Cheng Nuo's clothes were in the way. Cheng Nuo's body should only be seen by him so it was fine… Liu Guang gritted his teeth and quickly pulled Cheng Nuo's clothes off then put his hand back. Everything was done so swiftly that Cheng Nuo felt there was almost no pause in Liu Guang's actions.

Liu Guang paid careful attention to Cheng Nuo's breathing and facial expression. When he discovered the way to make Cheng Nuo's expression more animated and his breaths faster and faster, Liu Guang continued to stimulate him that way.

Cheng Nuo was panting rapidly. Other people's hands were really different from one's own hand. The stimulation was a lot more intense and the feel of another body on his own was really exciting… He started touching Liu Guang's body, even using both hands and sliding them under Liu Guang's clothes. Cheng Nuo thought, ah, Liu Guang has really good chest muscles…

Liu Guang was going crazy. Only with great difficulty had he been able to hold onto his reason while he was touching Cheng Nuo but when Cheng Nuo started touching him, he could barely control himself anymore… gritting his teeth, he sped up his movements.

Cheng Nuo panted heavily as Liu Guang's callused hands moved. At first, it felt as though his body was soaring upwards until he was floating high in the sky, then all his limbs became weak. Cheng Nuo didn't know how much time passed before he cried out and his brain became blank as he was overcome by a sensation that he hadn't felt in a long time.

When he had recovered, Cheng Nuo saw that Liu Guang was sitting beside him as still as a statue.

Cheng Nuo was so embarrassed that he wanted to dig a hole and crawl into it. He had obviously been into it a little too much. His reaction was too extreme and he didn't want to scare Liu Guang! That stuff… wouldn't have spilled on Liu Guang's hands, right?

He immediately focused his inner energy into his eyes, only to find that Liu Guang was staring at him in shock, his hand stiff and was covered in a suspicious fluid…

Cheng Nuo hurriedly took off his shirt to wipe off that liquid on Liu Guang's hand while stammering out an explanation, "This… is just… something… normal…"

Liu Guang's brain couldn't process the words that Cheng Nuo was saying. His face blank, he stared at Cheng Nuo who was leaning over him. That beautiful and smooth skin with the two nubs on his chest, flexible waist, and long legs…

When Liu Guang came back to his senses he found that he had already thrown Cheng Nuo's body under him and his hands were roving all over Cheng Nuo's body. He loved every part of Cheng Nuo's body and couldn't help but bite him.

"Don't bite me, it hurts…" Embarrassed, Cheng Nuo pushed Liu Guang's head away but his voice became breathy and hoarse when Liu Guang started nibbling on his chest. Both of Liu Guang's hands were also caressing his body, making him feel weak all over.

Cheng Nuo felt a strange tingling numbness as his body shivered in pleasure as though an electric current was shocking him. Ah, why is my body so sensitive! This is bad…If this goes on…

Liu Guang thought that Cheng Nuo really was in pain and lovingly licked the place he had just bitten before raising his head. His long tumbling red hair framed his beautiful face and bright eyes. Cheng Nuo's heart skipped a beat. Why had he never noticed before that Liu Guang was this gorgeous?

In fact, now he really wanted to leave a few bite marks on Liu Guang's body. He even had the urge to pounce on Liu Guang and run his hands all over Liu Guang's body…

Cheng Nuo forced himself to stop thinking those thoughts. Raising Liu Guang's chin, he kissed him, muttering, "I'll take care of you, too…"

He lowered his head, only to realize that he was currently completely naked. Grabbing the pants that Liu Guang had pulled off, the deeply embarrassed Cheng Nuo put them back on. He found a comfortable position seated beside Liu Guang then took off Liu Guang's inner clothing.

Liu Guang sat rigidly upright and motionless, his arms held stiffly on his sides, not even daring to look directly at Cheng Nuo.

He was so bold earlier but now he's acting shy… Cheng Nuo was amused, which gave him the courage to look at those two "things" again. The sight of those double xx inevitably made him feel both excited and upset.

Cheng Nuo used both his hands on those two xx. ****! This is unfair! I have to do twice the work! Those xx were difficult to handle but they were hot and quite flexible… they felt good to touch.

Liu Guang's breathing was becoming more and more labored. The husky sounds he was making were really good, with a nice low bass. Cheng Nuo moved his head to listen to Liu Guang's heartbeat then glanced up at Liu Guang, only to find that the blushing Liu Guang was looking back at him with lovely blue eyes full of passion. Cheng Nuo couldn't help but move closer to touch his lips.

Liu Guang reached out and took Cheng Nuo in his arms.

It’s really difficult to kiss and do it at the same time, thought the dazed Cheng Nuo.

Cheng Nuo's hands were very tired by the time Liu Guang suddenly embraced him tightly and reached the height of pleasure. Both of them were splattered by the fluid and the room was filled with an intimate smell. It was obviously Liu Guang's first time. His reaction was quite intense and his back quivered for a long time before he finally calmed down. During all this time, Cheng Nuo continued to embrace him affectionately, stroking his back and kissing him on the lips.

When it was all over, Cheng Nuo quickly wiped his hands and Liu Guang clean with the clothing he had used before. He then immediately pulled Liu Guang's thin inner clothing back on to cover those two xx. Cheng Nuo's heart was still beating very fast for fear that those xx would react again.

Nevertheless, Cheng Nuo was very curious about those two xx so he asked Liu Guang, "Do you… feel good now?"

Both of them worked! Fluid came out of both! How unusual but thrilling!

Liu Guang was embarrassed but nodded obediently. When that strange and comfortable feeling reached its peak, he sucked on Cheng Nuo’s tongue hard in his excitement and really wanted to swallow him whole! Liu Guang couldn't help but want another taste and, kissing Cheng Nuo's forehead, cunningly used both his hands to caress Cheng Nuo's bare back.

Cheng Nuo couldn't help but shiver. He quickly grabbed Liu Guang's hands and said, "Don't move… This kind of thing should be done once a month at most, otherwise, it will be bad for our health. At other times we should act like we normally do."

In retrospect, everything had happened too suddenly so it was good to set limits on this type of activity. To think that he had really done this with someone so young! The skin on his palms had almost been rubbed off! He hadn't known that something like this would leave him this exhausted. Both of them were sweating.

"I see." Liu Guang nodded. He still seemed like he was in a daze but his eyes were bright with expectation. "Then we'll do this again next month."

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Reika’s Notes:

• This chapter is by Reika of BC Novels and Creative Novels.
• *cough* I think any below the waist action is NSFW. It was hard to translate this since the raw has some “fill in the blanks” stuff but I think I managed it okay.
• As you probably know, the strict censorship in China means that the authors can’t publish anything too explicit. That’s why they kind of just allude to things without stating a lot in detail.
• "Ah, an epic fail?!" – ……失败，力气大了不起啊 Clearly, there’s no exact literal translation but this comes close.
• "Cheng Nuo's pervy hand…" It's actually "wolf claws" in the original but that isn't an idiom in English so I changed it to make it more understandable.
• "The sight of those double xx inevitably made him feel both excited and upset." – 刺激 means "to provoke; to irritate; to upset; to stimulate; to excite." I picked the two meanings that I think are relevant.
• "The sounds he was making were really good" – Literally "clean and honest" which I think just doesn't work in English.
• "How unusual but thrilling!" – Hmm, actually more like "magical and (something about hunting for unique/new things)" but this works better.
• Thanks for reading.

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