Sweet Doting Husband: Sorry, my Wife is a little Crazy

Fourteen hours back...

When the five guys were about to go back to their bed, Lu Jin suddenly thought of an idea all of a sudden. Giving a lame excuse, Lu Jin forcefully brought them out of the school secretly and then took them to a faraway village which was fifty kilometers away and almost took them more than an hour and a half to reach their destination. When the boys saw the place they were bought to, they had this urge to beat up this guy badly. Just because he wanted to gift a chocolate box to An Ran and especially An Ran's favorite chocolate, he made the four guys as well as the baker to suffer the whole night. Compare to the four guys, the chocolate baker was far better.

It took them almost two hours to bake the chocolate and during this time when the four guys wanted to sleep, they felt uncomfortable and then were tortured by mosquitoes. The whole two hours they could only clap their hands and kill the mosquitoes.

When the chocolate was finally done, the five guys were very eager to return back to their dorm to at least take a nap but who would have thought that their luck was so bad. In the middle of the journey, their car gave out and the five could not find any car. When they wanted to call any of their friends for help they found that there was no network around them.

Devasted, the four guys badly wanted to kick this fool who was least bothered about other things and was very protective towards his gift.

Thankfully, after walking from there for half an hour they finally saw a truck that could take them back to the city. It took them almost three hours to reach the city and the roads were very jumpy hence the boys could not even sleep in the truck. By the time they reached their school, it was already half-past six. To avoid being caught by the warden, the others could only wait outside for half an hour more and then go back to their room not to sleep but get ready for school...

Present...

After hearing the four boys' tragedy, Sia and the two girls could not help but express their sympathy.

"tsk tsk...no wonder you guys looked gloomy from the morning," Sia said

"Poor boys...you suffered a lot" Su Yan consoled while patting Si Ming's shoulder.

"Thankfully it's not as Sia guessed," Xiao Li said in relief but as soon as the other heard it they felt curious and asked, "What did you think might be the reason?"

Smiling awkwardly, Sia glared at Xiao Li before she said in hesitation "Uh...that, looking at your gloomy face and then looking at his happy face, I thought that....that chocolate milkshake was expired and hence thought that he went crazy and.."

"And? and what?" Yang Jie asked impatiently

"And.....he-he...he molested you guys"

"....."

Taking in a deep breath, Yang Jie looked at Sia and said "If he even dared to do that instead of seeing his cheerful face you would be seeing his dead body"

"Ohh..."Sia said and nodded her head. Suddenly thinking off something, he moved closer and asked "Are you sure you can kill him? if it was me I would be disgusted to kill him"

"uhh...why?" this time before Yang Jie could ask, Shen Yi asked curiously

"Because he is too ugly"

"''Hmm...now when you say that, I do feel disgusted to kill him"

"isn't it?"

Just then Lu Jin who happened to hear their conversation asked with a dark face "Who did you call as an ugly face?"

Turning around, they saw An Ran and Lu Jin walk towards them. Instead of getting scared and hiding behind someone's back, Sia raised her hands lazily and said: "Yo ugly duckling...you're back?"

Hearing the name 'Ugly duckling' Lu Jin suddenly turned furious and yelled: "Who are you calling ugly duckling?"

"someone who deserves this name" Sia replied

Pointing his finger at Sia, he asked loudly "You-you...did you just say I deserve that name?"

"Did I?" Sia asked innocently

"You---" just when Lu Jin wanted to retort, any idea flashed in his mind. Folding his hand in front of his chest, he smirked and asked arrogantly "Then are you calling An Ran an Ugly duckling?"

Looking innocent, Sia replied unhurriedly "Offcourse not. If I call An Ran ugly then what are you? great grandfather of ugliness?"

hearing the description the rest suddenly burst out laughing out loud.

Looking at Sia in disbelief, Lu Jin stuttered"You-you-you----"

"Is your girlfriends name You?"

"What the hell...no" Afraid that An Ran might misunderstand, Lu Jin hurriedly denied

"Then why do you always say You-you?"

"Then what!...should I say me-me-me?"

Looking at Lu Jin weirdly, Sia said in disdain "Are you an idiot? Why would you say Me-me-me?"

Flared up, Lu Jin yelled, "Then what the hell should I say?"

Shrugging her shoulder, Sia scoffed "Why are you asking me? are you a kid? don't you know what to speak?"

"You--"

"See...you are at 'You' again"

"Ahh...what the hell...I'm going insane" Lu Jin said while pulling his hair

Folding her hands in front of her chest, Sia asked disdainfully "When were you sane?"

Lu Jin: "Ah...I can't be here. Any longer and I'm definitely going to die"

Sia: "Why...do you have any disease?'

Lu Jin: "No I don't"

Sia: "Then how are you going to die?"

Lu Jin: "Because you are going to kill me"

Sia: "Hey...I don't kill Ugly Duckling"

Lu Jin: "Did you just call me Ugly?"

Sia: "Did I?"

Lu Jin: "What the hell? why are you speaking the same thing again?"

Sia: "Why are you asking the same thing again?"

Lu Jin: "You were the one who started it"

Sia: "But you were the one who continued it"

Lu Jin: "You--"

Sia: "You are at it again. You seriously don't have a girlfriend called you?"

Lu Jin: "No...I...Don't"

Sia: "Then do you have a girlfriend called 'Me'?"

Lu Jin: "Fuck...I don't have any girlfriend"

Sia: "Why? are you gay?"

Lu Jin: "WHAT!!..shit, I'm straight....I'm fucking straight and I like girls"

Sia: "Then why don't you have a girlfriend?"

Lu Jin: "This...what does this get to do with you?"

Sia: "Because I'm bored..."

Lu Jin: "Why the hell are you messing up with me if you are bored?"

Sia: "Because I don't mess with beauties..."

Lu Jin: "You...called me ugly again?"

Sia: "No I just dint call you beautiful"

Lu Jin: "..."

"..." standing at the side the four boys and three girls looked at Sia in amusement as she continued to mess up with the angry Lu Jin until he felt dizzy.

Lying on the ground motionless, Lu Jin shook his hand and said "I cant...i can never win against this woman"

Looking down at Lu Jin, she said with a smile "Little kid I already told you....you are not a match to this elder sister"

Hearing Sia's words, Lu Jin felt his eyes roll back. Not able to hold on anymore, he finally fainted.

Shaking her head, Sia said with a sigh "tsk tsk....this guy is too weak"

others: "..." 'You are too strong'

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