The Empress’s Blind Consort: Invincible in Secret

Chapter 29 – Meng Qingzhou… Alas! You are being reckless!

Sunlight Lord squinted his eyes, glancing at the fake couple, and rolled his eyes.

Don't be fooled by the Big Yellow Dog's daily routine of eating and sleeping; nothing in the world escapes his notice.

Including that day on Cool Breeze Mountain, when Meng Qingzhou displayed his might and used the Sword Sense of Time and Space to slay Sword Elder. He witnessed the entire process firsthand. Since then, Sunlight Lord had a vague assessment of Meng Qingzhou's strength.

Definitely the fourth in the Great Jin Dynasty!

Invincible below the Moon Shine Realm, and in a burst of power, he could even contend with early Moon Shine Realm cultivators.

The first and second in strength were still unknown, but it was definitely between Qin Fenghuo and Qin Liuli.

The third was naturally him—Sunlight Lord!

And the fourth was Meng Qingzhou.

Wu Die also quieted down, not daring to act up anymore, lowering her head and not daring to look at Dongfang Liuli.

This couple was fiercer than the other, both recently causing sensational news across the world.

One was the mysterious Nameless Sword Saint, and the other even more formidable, writing an Imperial Edict to suppress the Forbidden Land of Buried Immortals.

But for some reason, they both liked to pretend to be novices...

Wu Die didn't want to expose them either; after all, it was more entertaining than watching a play.

"Massage? What's that?" Dongfang Liuli tilted her head cutely, asking in confusion.

"Simply put, it helps to relax your muscles and relieve fatigue," Meng Qingzhou said with a sincere smile.

Dongfang Liuli became interested and said, "Then let's try it. What should I do?"

Meng Qingzhou replied, "It's simple. Just lie down on the chair and leave the rest to me."

Hearing this, Dongfang Liuli didn't suspect anything, obediently lying on the chair, resting her chin on her arms, and said, "I'm ready!"

Then, Meng Qingzhou placed his hands on Dongfang Liuli's back and began to massage her slowly.

In the years since he traveled to this world, he hadn't learned much else, but he did pick up quite a few unique skills.

Wu Die and Su Qingqiu stood by, curiously watching.

As Meng Qingzhou's hands moved with increasing force, massaging from her shoulder blades down her spine and to her pelvis.

"Ugh!" It was the first time Dongfang Liuli had been touched so boldly by a man. Her face turned bright red, her earlobes like red jade, and wisps of steam rose from her head.

"Stop... stop it!" Dongfang Liuli said angrily, trying to get up.

But Meng Qingzhou pressed her shoulder down gently, his voice soft, "Don't move, it's not done yet."

Dongfang Liuli wanted to bang her head against the wall in embarrassment but was afraid that resisting too hard might accidentally hurt the seemingly frail Meng Qingzhou. She could only plead, "I... I don't want a massage anymore, please let me up."

"The first time can be a bit painful, but once you get used to it, it feels great," Meng Qingzhou comforted her, focusing on his massage.

Dongfang Liuli wanted to argue, but as soon as she opened her mouth, her words turned into uncontrollable gasps. She instinctively covered her mouth, glaring at Su Qingqiu.

However, Su Qingqiu and Wu Die were both watching curiously, shyly covering their faces but peeking through their fingers at Meng Qingzhou's massage technique, completely missing the Empress's signals.

Even the experienced Sunlight Lord was startled.

'Goodness! I really underestimated you, kid.'

'Forcing yourself on the Empress on a lounge chair, you're the first in history! I, Sunlight Lord, bow to you.'

Sunlight Lord looked at Meng Qingzhou with admiration. In his thousands of years, he had never seen such a refreshingly unconventional young man.

Impressive, truly impressive!

...

Gradually, Dongfang Liuli stopped making any noise, burying her face in her arms, steam continuously rising from her head, her body occasionally trembling.

After a full half-hour, Meng Qingzhou shook his arms and patted Dongfang Liuli's shoulder confidently, "All done. Doesn't it feel great? The tension in your heart should be mostly gone, and your sore muscles much relieved?"

"To be honest, I'm quite confident in my massage skills. Ordinary masters can't catch up to me even after decades of practice!"

Saying this, Meng Qingzhou smiled and looked at Wu Die and Su Qingqiu, "How about it? Do you want to try?"

Su Qingqiu took a step back, shaking her head like a rattle, "No, no."

Wu Die, however, raised her hand, "I want to! I want to!"

"Like hell you do!" Su Qingqiu grabbed Wu Die and covered her mouth.

Just as Meng Qingzhou was basking in his own skills, he didn't notice a figure standing behind him.

Meng Qingzhou rubbed his fingers, marveling, "I didn't realize, my fake wife has quite the nice feel, feels like I could squeeze water out of her."

Suddenly, a voice full of anger came from behind, "Does it feel good?"

"Not bad," Meng Qingzhou nodded honestly. He couldn't lie; the feel was simply exquisite!

Uh...

Meng Qingzhou suddenly realized something, cold sweat breaking out on his forehead.

This world didn't seem to have the concept of massage; his fake wife might think he was taking liberties with her...

"Injustice! Let me explain!" Meng Qingzhou shouted, bolting away.

Dongfang Liuli, quick as a flash, grabbed Meng Qingzhou by the ear and dragged him towards her room, saying as she walked, "No need to explain, family law will deal with you!"

Soon, miserable screams echoed from the Empress's room...

In the courtyard.

Wu Die whispered, "What kind of punishments are in the family law?"

Su Qingqiu counted on her fingers, "Whipping with salt-soaked bamboo strips, sandbag beating, whipping with rune-engraved lightning whips, despair illusions..."

"Master is doomed," Wu Die muttered, worried.

Su Qingqiu also felt a bit sorry, "Who told Master to take liberties with Miss? We are too insignificant to stop it."

At the Qin residence, lights were bright through the night.

Someone's pig-like screams echoed all night long.

Until the next noon, Meng Qingzhou appeared in the courtyard, perfectly fine, still feeding and walking the dog, watering flowers, and planting vegetables as usual.

Wu Die clicked her tongue in wonder, "Didn't they say family law would deal with him? Master seems fine."

Su Qingqiu was also puzzled. She remembered that after being dealt with by family law, her face was swollen, and she couldn't get out of bed for three days.

"Could it be some special family law?" Wu Die had a strange look, revealing a mischievous smile.

"What do you mean?" Su Qingqiu asked.

Wu Die whispered in Su Qingqiu's ear for a while, making the latter retreat several steps in embarrassment, "You shameless woman, how can you speak such filth!"

"Come on, tell me if I'm right," Wu Die said.

Meng Qingzhou rubbed his waist and back.

In fact, last night, Dongfang Liuli only gave him a symbolic punishment, lightly tapping his palm with a bamboo strip, and then she seemed to feel sorry for him, applying some ointment.

The screams were because Dongfang Liuli, unwilling to let it go, decided to give him a taste of his own medicine.

She forced Meng Qingzhou to lie on the bed and gave him a rough massage, almost breaking his bones.

At this moment

The long-awaited system prompt finally sounded in Meng Qingzhou's ear:

——【Ding!】

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