The Story of a Man Who Is Reincarnated as the Shittiest Guy in a Doujin, but the Heroine Keeps on Coming Close to Him

There was a certain couple who was having a conversation.

Hey, didja hear?

Hear what?

Theres this girl who just moved in next door, and shes one hell of a beauty.

You know, you must really have some nerve to say that in front of your girlfriend.

The woman responded to the mans words in a disgusted manner. It was certainly as the woman had said; calling another woman beautiful despite having a girlfriend waswell, it depended on the situation, but it was certainly something to be frowned upon.

The man apologized and proceeded to explain why hed brought this up.

But, you know, it looks like she actually has a partner.

Hmm? And?

Her partner is, wellbasically, the complete opposite of the girl. He looks like a total delinquent.

This was what the man said. The woman who moved in next door was a college-aged girl, and she was very pure and innocent looking. However, despite her pure and tidy appearance, her body was said to be incredibly lewd and dirty.

Is that part really necessary?

Oww?!

Well, it was only natural that the woman would hit him. But, that wasnt the point. The mans story continued.

I saw her partnerand, well, hes really the complete opposite of her, yknow? At first I found it suspicious, but then I saw that the girl was really head over heels for him too.

Well aint that great?

At first, I thought she was being pressured or threatened, but maybe I was wrong.

So she hated him at first, but then he made her fall for him and now shes head over heels for him? Something like that, you mean? Theres no way such a manga-esque story is possible.

Thought so.

But well, the difference in appearance and atmosphere between the man and woman he was referring towasquite a ways apart from each other, so the mans thought process wasnt unjustified.

But well, the difference in appearance and atmosphere between the man and woman he was referring to

was

quite a ways apart from each other, so the mans thought process wasnt unjustified.

Nevertheless, perhaps because of what shed heard from her boyfriend, the woman got a little curious too, and she hoped she would be able to see the mysterious couple someday And it just so happened that, whether God was playing a prank or not, that encounter would happen on that very same day.

Cmon, lets go.

All right.

They left their room with the intention of having dinner outside, but it was at that moment that the mysterious couple came out from the room beside them.

Ah

I see now.

The woman looked at the two and immediately understood. The man looked every bit like a delinquent, but the woman was really meek and gentle looking, and it was no exaggeration to say that the two were polar opposites.

Her boobs are massive.

She was dressed comfortably and coolly for summer, but the girls breasts were so overwhelmingly large that their size could be easily grasped even through her blouse. The woman then glanced down at her own chest.

It wasnt as if hers were as flat as a wall, but in the face of such overwhelming might, it was absurd to even compare them.

I see. So Shizuna-chans together with Sakie-san today.

Yep. Im kind of scared to think about what theyre going to talk about, just the two of them.

Fufu, itll probably be about you, Ryuichi-kun.

Yeah, probably.

The man had a sort of yearning expression on his face. His melancholy look was somewhat heart-stirring, and the woman had a vague feeling that he was probably popular with older women.

Thanks for today.

No, no, I wanted to be with you too, Ryuichi-kun.

The girl walked with him, leaning against his strong, dependable body. Even though it was still a little hot at night, the woman was smiling as she wondered how much the girl mustve liked hugging the man.

We should get going too.

Yup.

We wont lose to that couple; were just as lovey-dovey as them,the woman thought as she held hands with her boyfriend.

We wont lose to that couple; were just as lovey-dovey as them,

the woman thought as she held hands with her boyfriend.

Now, unaware that he was being watched by total strangers, Ryuichi ventured out into the city with Satsuki. As hed mentioned earlier, Shizuna was not by his side today. Ryuichi was thinking of spending the day alone, but he never wouldve thought that Shizuna would have contacted Satsuki.

Incidentally, it seemed that shed also contacted Chisa, but Chisa was going back to her parents house today.

Its pretty hot even though its nighttime, huh?

Yeah. Us linking arms makes it even hotter, though.

But you dont hate it, right?

Damn, you really know me well, dont you?

Ryuichi was half-joking when he said it made it even hotter. A cool breeze blew by from time to time, so it wasnt hot enough to make one sweat, and it was actually just the right temperature for nighttime.

Lets have some sushi.

Sure. Im pretty sure theres a sushi restaurant around here that Ive heard is pretty good

Walking with Satsuki, he looked for the sushi restaurant and soon found it. They entered the restaurant and sat at the counter together; after ordering tea, they took the plates from the belt as they flowed by. While they enjoyed their sushi, Ryuichi suddenly mentioned this.

Now that I think about it, I kinda dont know anything about Chisas parents home.

Really? But now that you mention it, neither do I.

Although Ryuichi has been to the apartment where Chisa lives now, he hasnt heard much about her parents home beforeor perhaps it would be more accurate to say that he hasnt heardanythingat all.

Although Ryuichi has been to the apartment where Chisa lives now, he hasnt heard much about her parents home beforeor perhaps it would be more accurate to say that he hasnt heard

anything

at all.

Im pretty cool with them, yknow? Butthey do seem to have a problem with how free-spirited I am.

He remembered having this sort of conversation with her, but no matter how much he dug up his memory, that was the only instance he could think of.

He wasnt particularly worried because at least her family wasnt a broken one like his, but Chisa has helped him many times, so if anything were to happen to her, Ryuichi would definitely try to help her.

Ill definitely protect her is what your face seems to be saying.

Huh?

I think its really cool, Ryuichi-kun.

Apparently shed seen the look of determination on his face. With a giggle, Satsuki brought a characteristic egg sushi to her mouth and smiled widely at its deliciousness as she slowly chewed it.

Of course, that goes for you too, yknow? Now that were a thing, Ill make sure to protect you.

!Cough!

!

Cough!

Hey, hey

The unexpected blow made Satsuki choke on her food. Ryuichi chuckled exasperatedly and offered her a cup of tea, which she hastily accepted and chugged down her throat. With the sushi safely down her throat, she took a deep breath in and out as if to calm herself down.

It isnt that surprising, and its not like you arent used to hearing that, are you?

I-Its not that!

What do you mean?

Lately, youve been very gentle, and your expression has beenvery kind, like it is now, Ryuichi-kun! Thats why I was more startled than surprised!

O-Oh Well, just calm down for now.

He somehow managed to calm her down by putting his hand on her shoulder, because he knew causing a ruckus here would disturb the other customers. However, Ryuichis expression was gentle enough for Satsuki to say what she did to him again.

Naturally, he could not see that himself, so he could only reply to her what he did to Shizuna when Shizuna said the same thing to him.

I dont think Im that different from my usual self, though.

Try looking at yourself in the mirror real hard, and youll see what I mean.

Hell no, thats gross.

Ryuichi didnt want to stare at his own face for that long.

After that, he and Satsuki, who had regained her composure, had a nice chat, filled up their bellies, and left the restaurant feeling satisfied.

All that was left to do was drop Satsuki off at her apartment since they had nothing more to do, but it seemed that today was truly a day of destiny, this time in a different meaning.

Ah, Onee-chan.

Eh?

It was a familiar voice. They didnt even have to think about who it could be to know it was Akira.

I cant believe hed chase her all the way herethough on second thought, that doesnt seem to be the case here.

After thinking things that far, Ryuichi shook his head in dismissal. Although he still had distorted feelings for Satsuki, it seemed that Satsuki was being careful about what was going on around her, so naturally, Akira couldnt have known about her apartment.

He had likely been on his way back from having dinner with his friends for summer vacation.

You!

Damn, youre such a pain in the ass.

As Akira was glaring at him, Ryuichi took his gaze away from Satsuki and glared right back at him.

Although he wasnt consciously aware of it, his stern glare, which was already intimidating under normal circumstances, seemed even more intimidating than usual, and Akira took a step back as if frightened.

Akira

Satsukis voice had completely changed; it wasnt one that thought of him as a younger brother, but one that sounded dismayed at him.

It was as if she was implying that the evening was supposed to end on such a pleasant note after eating delicious sushi and having a good time, yet his appearance had completely soured that moodRyuichi, however, nodded his head and thought that this might be a good opportunity.

Cmere, Satsuki.

Ryuichi-kun?

Hiding Satsuki behind his back, Ryuichi looked straight at Akira. He couldnt let this drag on forever. He wanted to give Satsuki peace of mind, and more importantly, he wanted to show Akira the reality of the situation, even though Ryuichi had no obligation to do so.

For Gods sake, stop lusting after your sister like a woman.

What the hell?!

Dont you realize? Because of what you did, Satsuki doesnt see you as her brother anymore.

Akira looked shocked at Ryuichis words. Ryuichi understood his feelings of disbelief and his desire to cling to the illusion that it couldnt be true, but he was too far gone if he couldnt tell what Satsuki thought of him after she was almost attacked by him, her own brother.

Akira.

Onee-chan

Akiras body shuddered at her overwhelmingly cold voice. Satsuki then told him directly Those words shed never said this whole time, words that urged them to part ways, even if it was painful.

That incident has created an irrevocable rift between you and me. So please, dont bother me anymoreAkira-kun.

That incident has created an irrevocable rift between you and me. So please, dont bother me anymore

Akira-kun

.

Wha?!

Satsuki turned her back to Akira. Just like that, she pulled Ryuichi by the hand and walked away, but Akira made no attempt to follow them.

I think things will be okay now that Ive said that much. I dont think hell let his emotions get the better of him and try something. He doesnt have the guts.

I see.

Its a bit sad, but as his sister, I at least know that much.

Because hed watched his own family fall to ruin before his very eyes, Ryuichi believed that if a little talking could help them make up with each other, then thatd be good. However, there were some family relationships that became strained precisely because they needlessly spoke to each other.

He felt like hed learned once again that having relationships with other people was a happiness that not only he felt.

Oh, right!

Whats wrong?

Shizuna told me that you rubbed her breasts to push her partner to give up.

Oh yeah. That did happen.

I was just thinking that things wouldve gone much more effectively if youd done that back there, too.

It seemed that she had held a small hope for him to do that. As expected, Satsuki, too, seemed to be a bad girl in a different way from Shizuna.

HamletJr's notes:

Sorry for the late release, was a bit of a long (?) one. School's starting back up for me, so I might have to slow releases down to 1 chapter/2 days. Thanks for reading!

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