The Trashy PD Has To Survive as an Idol

Chapter 55

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[Title: (Preview) Hoping to Get Closer Joo Woosung and Seo Hoyuns Hilarious Telephone Mission?????

Joo Woosung: A phone mission without the members??? (Pupils dilating)

Woosung, who has no friends outside the members eventually decides to make a call!

Joo Woosung: I dont think hell pick up

???: (ringing) Yes, this is Seo Hoyun.

It was Seo Hoyun from The Dawn!!

The keyword is: Very handsome.

Joo Woosung: Yeah, yeah. Bro, I dont really want to hear that you respect me so much And I dont really want to hear that Im handsome either

Annoying since two in the morning!

Seo Hoyun: You shouldnt ask others about how you look. Live independently.

Joo Woosung: ???

A surprisingly accurate response!

Seo Hoyun: Oh Its a bit overwhelming

(1 minute later)

Seo Hoyun: Daejeon, Daegu, Busan, Incheon, Gwangju, Ulsan.

Production team: ????

(What is Seo Hoyuns identity?)

Production team: What is Joo Woosungs favorite food?

(Past variety show clips where Woosung was a fan of kimchi fried rice flashes by.)

Joo Woosung: I love kimchi fried rice so much

Joo Woosung: (satisfied) Of course, hell guess it right? Ahaha

Seo Hoyun: (silence)

Joo Woosung: ?

(Seo Hoyun hesitating)

Seo Hoyun: That, do I really need to know that

Joo Woosung: ??!

Wrong!!!

Seo Hoyun: Should I hang up if you have nothing to say?

Joo Woosung: Yup, lets end the call and also our relationship.

A quick severance!

Joo Woosung: Its my mistake to call this (beep) Seo Hoyun, (beep)

(Joo Woosungs cursing has been censored)

(Our program adheres to broadcast censorship standards. ^^)

Joo Woosung: Who is Seo Hoyun? Who said to call him in the first place??

(Joo Woosung We hope you make up soon.)

I laughed so hard like a dog shit (likes 4911)

Joo Woosung: Of course, hell guess it right? Ahaha

Seo Hoyun: (bewildered)

This amazingly awkward business relationship!

Ah, so cute, Hoyun

They must be really close friends Joo Woosung is lucky to have a friend

How did Seo Hoyun answer all the trivia questions? Was it scripted?

Famous for no script

If its real, its amazing. And knowing the debut date based on that music broadcast standard means hes a real fan of Joo Woosung

Isnt he a K-pop veteran.

But why doesnt he know about the kimchi fried rice even though hes a fan? Even my mom knows that Joo Woosung is a fan of kimchi fried rice after watching all his variety shows

Seo Hoyun, turns out hes a scary guy.

From being pointed out in Shining Star to Today suspicious

Cant read the context? When did I say that?

(This comment has been reported)]

As expected, I got a good response. Joo Woosung has been in the industry for years, and his popularity with the public was quite high, so its not bad.

But.

[What Why is Seo Hoyun doing a variety show alone? Dont they know that in the early days of being an idol, you have to work hard as a group? Is the agency not taking care of them?]

[Seo Hoyun is probably trying to make a name for himself among K-pop idols. Ive seen a million guys like that]

[So sick of seeing Joo Woosung being leached on by fans Cut the sucking up~ (vomiting emoticon)]

How was the content of the hate comments so similar to what I thought they would be?

I hesitated for a moment while scrolling through the hate comments. It was fine to be scolded like this since it was a part of my daily life as a PD.

Individual schedule.

If the other members also hesitated because of individual schedules, that would be a bit of a problem.

Teamwork shouldnt be compromised.

I gave Kang Ichae a proper answer with a bright smile.

Thats right. The response is pretty good for a preview.

I have to work more on my song today Are you doing a variety show with Joo Woosung today?

Yeah. What about the other guys?

Dajun is practicing with Jiwon.

Kang Ichae listed the members schedules. I couldnt gauge the other team members reactions then. While nodding my head, Kang Ichae showed me something with a grin.

Look at this.

What is it?

Seonghyeons photo.

Kang Ichae showed a picture of Kim Seonghyeon wearing a police uniform.

[Police Promotion Ambassador, Kim Seonghyeon]

Because of the previous incident, he became an important icon for eradicating school bullying. Kim Seonghyeon repeatedly refused with a troubled expression, but after a long persuasion from Seong Jiwon that he could have a positive influence on many people, he finally gave in.

I should post this on the group chat too.

Kang Ichae: (photo)

Kang Ichae: (photo)

Kang Ichae: Kyaa! You look so cool, hyung!

Jeong Dajun: Is this the dazzling God Seonghyeon?

Kang Ichae: Huh? Is this  me?

Kim Seonghyeon: ..

Kim Seonghyeon: Stop it.

Seong Jiwon: Oh, its today! Cheer up!

He sighed softly as he looked at the group chat messages that kept coming in without a break.

I have to maintain this as is.

All of The Dawn members were good-natured.

Compared to Today, who failed miserably and were now under police investigation and running to the army No, anyone would seem like a fairy compared to those bastards.

Anyway, the bond between the members was strong, probably because they all knew how much they we struggled together.

If teamwork was going to break apart, it would come from within, not from the outside. So, what internal trouble could cause that?

There was only one answer at this point.

Individual settlements.

Honestly, its an important issue.

Only my contract had been renewed under favorable terms. The members were likely unaware of this matter.

What if they found out that my contract was different from theirs? They wouldnt sue the company, would they?

No, at the very least, it would cause discord in the team. Such unfortunate events must be prevented in advance.

I should modify the entire contract at some point.

But lately, the CEO seemed to be nowhere to be found. I heard from the manager that hes busy with business because of Daepaseong Entertainments top actor Min Jiheons filming in China.

The CEO is really trying to pull a fast one.

The best timing would be when our comeback song got first place. At least with good conditions, it could be negotiated.

Hyung.

Even if I told them I changed it just for myself now, there would be no good outcome.

Hyung!

Huh? What?

What are you thinking so deeply about? You cant even hear me.

Ah, sorry. What did you say?

Hyung, youre weird sometimes.

Kang Ichae clicked his tongue.

When will you be back later?

I think Ill be back in the early morning.

Ichae narrowed his eyes and looked at me. From what I had seen so far, Ichaes intuition was lightning-fast, like Usain Bolt.

I quickly averted his gaze.

Ichae, what will you do with the settlement money?

Huh? All of a sudden?

It was sudden, but

I couldnt ask, I changed the contract for myself, and youd be really pissed off about it, right? so, I went with a settlement-related question instead.

Well, I dont really want anything right now. I have all the game consoles, and it hasnt been long since I upgraded my computer to the best specs.

Game console

I remembered that Kim Seonghyeon desperately tried to take all of them away last time. Ichae was only able to save his consoles after promising to play no more than 5 hours a day.

Usually what do kids like? I tried to recall the tastes of the 20-something celebrities I saw during my PD days.

Hmm, dont you want to buy a watch or a car? Kids your age usually like that stuff.

What the No, before that.

?

Youre talking like youre not my age.

This kid was frightening. Cold sweat ran down my back.

People want to buy something when they get money.

Well, about that.

Ichae hesitated and shrugged his shoulders.

Im not really interested in money.

What?!

Is this possible?

Could such a person exist in South Korea, a country thats capitalist to the bone? I, a small citizen of South Korea, was shocked. I could find happiness in looking at my account balance when things were tough

Ichae, who was casually flicking his ear due to the shock, even looked noble for a moment.

Why? Are you planning to devote your life to a religion?

Yeah. Just pray that its not a cult.

Dont suddenly contact me to buy a water purifier.

Ahahaha.

Seeing him engaged in trivial small talk, it seemed like he was just joking. Ichae frowned slightly and tapped his phone with his index finger.

Its just Ive seen too many people getting endlessly ugly because of money Im sick of it.

I stepped on a landmine.

Wasnt this about me?

I missed the timing to answer as cold sweat dripped down. It seemed that Ichae realized his mistake and quickly changed the subject.

No, I mean, thats just how I am.

As if he made a mistake in his words, he lowered the ends of his eyebrows and smiled gently.

Anyway, hyung, were gonna be late. Lets go quickly.

Alright.

Following Kang Ichaes words, I was about to head out when I suddenly turned around. At that moment, Kang Ichaes eyes widened as he looked at me.

Hey.

Huh?

Should I buy you something you like on my way there?

As if he knew the intention behind those words, Kang Ichae burst into laughter.

What are you going to buy, anyway? Do you even know what I like?

Chicken?

Was I wrong?

Hamburger? Pizza? Or Jjajangmyeon?

If we had a phone mission together, we wouldve failed.

I admitted awkwardly. Everyone seemed to expect too much from me lately.

Ill just buy anything.

Awww~

I quickly mumbled and left the dorm, walking briskly when a system window popped up in the corner of my vision.

Beep!

[If theres something wrong, try to appease with food No wonder Kang Ichae doesnt like that.]

Well, at least it calms me down a bit when I give him food.

[As if]

I lamely listed off a bunch of lame excuses.

But in one part of my head, several thoughts were tangled together urgently.

We must get first-place as soon as possible so that I can negotiate with the CEO.

If not, this team would be ruined.

***

Hello, please take care of me.

Ah! Welcome, welcome.

I must have answered the trivia quiz well; the show I entered this time was a newly created school-themed variety show.

Seeing the familiar face of PD Choi, I slightly tilted my head.

Seo Hoyun, you look great in a school uniform! Just like a real student.

At the age of thirty-three, wearing a school uniform made me feel shameless but I quickly dismissed that thought. Entertainment people wear whatever they were told to wear, be it a school uniform or a monkey mask.

Its your first solo variety show, right?

Yes, it is.

My program being your first solo variety show is an honor! Ahaha!

I should be thanking you, PD. Ive been following your recent mystery-solving program closely.

Oh, you know about that. It was so minor that it flopped!

PD Choi was famous for making interesting programs, contrary to his innocent-looking face and twisted personality.

That meant he wouldnt be satisfied with just having stars dressed as students.

Today is the first recording, so Im a bit nervous. But Im relieved that Hoyun and Woosung are starting the show. Especially since Kim Heeyeon praised you so much, Seo Hoyun.

I smiled and quickly changed the subject.

What about the other guests?

Theyll be here soon!

Seeing his vague smile, I could tell it wasnt just a happy-go-lucky variety show with everyone in school uniforms. Usually, even with reality shows, there would be some prior communication about the concept and how the filming would proceed, but this time there was none

All they told us was to act naturally while following the moving route.

As I chatted with PD Choi about various things, I turned my head to the sound of noise.

Oh, Joo Woosung!

As expected, it was Joo Woosung. He smiled brightly and greeted the staff members, then looked at me and frowned.

Ugh, Seo Hoyun

Hello.

Why do I have to be on a variety show with you? Why dont people know that you blackmailed me?

Do you want them to know?

You jerk.

With the now quick-witted Joo Woosung by my side, I looked at the school in front of us. The set was incredibly realistic.

Youve been on variety shows quite often lately.

Its because of the good views. Something about chemistry with my hoobae they said theyd like to have me as a guest, and if the atmosphere is good, theyll have me on for a while with you.

Im kind of busy

What about me? The guy from Blackcall?

Woosung grumbled, but my default response to his words was to ignore him.

So when are you guys making a comeback?

Its just a few weeks away. We still have some MV filming left.

Really? Should I visit the practice room?

I suddenly stopped walking and looked at him. Woosung scratched his cheek, looking awkward. I asked with a slightly bored tone.

Living like that havent you been scammed yet?

Shut the fuck up, seriously Cheongbeom-noona asked me, okay?

Right.

Lim Hyeonsu was really lucky I was a relatively nice scammer, so Woosung and Hyeonsu were fortunate.

Dont worry about helping its fine.

Youve already helped me enough, anyway.

How could a rookie like me have appeared on such a variety show without you? As I thought that, I heard the familiar sound of a school bell ringing, and I saw a camera with a red light on following Woosung and me. The filming had begun. And then

Hey! You two over there!

We turned around at the sudden voice.

A man in his 40s with a strong physique, dressed in a gym uniform, looking like a typical physical education teacher, was shouting at us.

What are you doing not going to class!

Us?

Yeah, you two. Huh? Write your names on this paper and go.

Joo Woosung and I glanced at each other as we were dragged along. As soon as the paper was handed to us, Woosung grabbed the pen and signed it out of habit. Peeking at the paper, it read:

[Always be happy~ Joo Woosung]

What are you doing?

Ah, oops. I just signed it out of habit

I thought it was a gag, but Woosungs genuinely clueless face showed he was serious. His ego was invested in being an idol.

What are you guys doing! Not writing it properly? And with dyed hair, too

I wrote it properly.

Right. Joo Woosung! Come here!

This shits gonna hit me too?

Woosung, who was pouting and glancing at me, changed his expression quickly as the man in his 40s crossed his arms and began scolding him.

Eh, teach~.

The middle-aged man hesitated as he watched Woosung pretend to be pitiful and wipe his hands. Woosungs popularity was so immense that it seemed the wrath of his fans was frightening.

Hmm! Hmm! Im just! Doing my job diligently!

I absolutely! Have no ill feelings towards this student! Hmm!

Well get going.

To save the pitiful actor, I quickly grabbed Woosung and hurried to the designated classroom.

Creak.

Quiet.

It was quiet.

Cameras were set up everywhere, and actors pretending to be students were studying in their seats.

On the blackboard, the words Self-study were written in large letters.

What were we supposed to do?

For now, I sneaked out of the classroom and looked at the doorplate.

2nd grade, Class 1. Ah, we were pre-high school seniors.

Only the sound of solving math problems could be heard. Woosung approached quietly with an awkward face and sat in an empty seat. I found an empty seat and started talking to my seatmate.

Excuse me

He, huuh!

?

Seo, Seo Hoyun!

But as soon as I started talking, he was startled, got up, tripped over the chair, and fell on his buttocks.

What, what is it? Seo Hoyun!

??

As I was about to ask if he was okay, my seatmate pointed at me with trembling fingers.

Are you back from that underground fight?

What?

I heard you fought with the neighboring high school and you came back unharmed!

What kind of nonsense was this?

As I looked over at Woosung, he also raised his eyebrows as if he couldnt believe it.

Hey!

Theres Joo Woosung, one of the Four Heavenly Kings, too!

Is it really?

I wanted to ask if it was really true.

Following my seatmates words, the quiet atmosphere in the class suddenly became lively, as if it had been a lie.

Woosung, as an ordinary person (aka godly person), shuddered with genuine chills and brushed his arm.

Whats going on?

Thats when it happened. Suddenly, a strong wind blew in, and the curtains fluttered. As the dancing curtains lifted, Yu Jia, who had been the MC for Shining Star, was sitting by the window.

Lucifers appearance in the school of demons

How interesting.

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