A Certain Middle-aged Man’s VRMMO Activity Log

Its been over a month since Valentines; today is White Day. As for why they are holding a sports festival in the game for White Day beat up your opponent, blow them away, get hyped up, its all good; at any rate, just try to come in first for an obstacle-course borrowing race The title is [Return 3 Times the Love Beatdown]1.

Its a harsh competition where you faint for a set amount of time once your HP is gone, a game where you can come back in however many times, just strive to be number 1.

Of course theres a time limit, and all members getting disqualified due to mutual knockouts also occurs. Isnt this event a failure?

Even though the people around say that, as soon as the Start occurs, the number of players who begin to hit each other is troublesomely large. Have the devs gone wild? Even though you say that.

Just to be sure, there is a reward type thing, but for some reason, the love beatdown is occurring an awful lot.

While those people are doing that, if youre wondering what Earth is doing hes taking a nap. And its not just a normal afternoon nap fox, dog, cat, wild piglet, wolf, etc, hes surrounded by the types of Fairies you can cuddle.

Taking a nap in such a situation, here and there were other players staring at him enviously, and in places hes unaware, the tale that Fairy Seducers abilities dont disappear even after the title has vanished is being whispered about all over.

Such a blissful time also has its end. The Fairy Queen cometh from the skies. And she descends just like that on a direct course. And as she draws close to the ground, she quietly descends by gliding and all of a sudden charges towards the sleeping Earth with a dive.

Lets sleep together with me ~ ebu-!?

With the Thief Skills hard at work, he suddenly evades to the side, and its become the situation where the Fairy Queen face-planted into the spot she had intended to sleep in.

- Was that a new magic, or a new technique, or what was that ?

Murmuring this is the Fairy Queen lying face down on the ground and*piku piku* twitching, convulsing? for a short while.

Why did you dodge!

This isnt something you can say,naa, that it was because was showing the same warning as when it finds the dungeons absolute worst instant-death traps

Un, actually, dodging was the right choice. While stroking the fox Fairy he was hugging, he thought that.

Rather than the person who evaded a sudden attack, the attacker being outraged is unreasonable

While responding like that, he pet the wild piglet Fairy too. Its fuzz is soft and warm,naa.

Uu-, today is White Daydesuyo!

He understood that, its just that he doesnt have anyone to return the favor to so with a leisurely feeling he gave the Fairies cookies, and after that he had been cuddling them, and then they went horizontal.

I know, but I didnt get any chocolate, so excuse me from returning the favor by 3 times,naa.

He responded like this, but the Queen completely wasnt listening at all and was poking the Fairies near her, saying,

If you want to cuddle so much, why wont you come to me!?

For some reason, she was teary-eyed and grew fox ears, and put out 9 fox tails.

I dont have any requests for things from you! I just want you to pet me, care for me, and then after cuddling, get married!

As always, she puts in that last weird one, this girl.

And why did that word marriage come out and anyone who would cuddle a girl just because she grew a tail right in front of others is just a HENTAI3, I bet

Well, hell admit its cutenaa. As you might expect, hes not a gentleman on the path of such inclinations; if he entered that path, it would lead to a forbidden world.

If youre going to add so much, in the first place, I dont have a reason to give a return gift to you

After he said that, the Queen crumpled over with a sorrowful face. Her 9 tails and fox ears *enyan*lost their strength and wilted; shes really easy to understand,na.

Uu-, you said it, the number 1 thing you shouldnt point out if only the event came out sooner no, if only I had gotten around to meeting you sooner

Grumbling while drawing the character [] on the ground, she kept*glance glance*looking at him.

- dont say bad things, hurry up and go back.

Hearing those words, all of a sudden the Queens face looked like shed been thrown into a cold, cruel world.

Wh,wh,why

But its not like he was trying to be mean when he said it and as to why.

Look. Around us.

While holding his head, he told the Queen.

Alright, so heres a question: A character that has only been seen in an event as suddenly appeared during an event, speaking and making a fuss; now what do you think will happen?

The answer is Tons of people will gather.

When he was quietly sleeping there shouldnt have been that many people in the neighboring area, but just with the Queen raising her voice and making a fuss, is it a new added event?

is how it naturally progressed to players gathering. And that was something the Queen completely didnt realize. From here and there was Seduction? or Aa, its a married couples comedy routine?

Whispered conversations with the contents that made him want to yell, No, it isnt! could be heard directed in their direction.

Do you get it? come later; if its cookies, Ill prepare some for you, so

Having people gathered to this extent, its not a napping spot anymore his sleepiness has also be blown away. He made that compromise to urge her to go home, but

Dont go back!

Let us look at you a little longer-!

Let us take screenshots, screenshots!

I wanna talk to you-!

and the like was being said to the Queen, of course.Ma, it cant be helped.

And so, with that, Im going to head back to town first, so see you later.

So saying, he quickly retrieved his shoes and headed back to town.

H,hang on, thats not the problem right now!? Dont touch weird places! I understand, I understand, so calm down! If its just for a little bit, I can talk with you!

Is what you can hear the Queen saying; this seems like something else that will be troublesome. If she can get away, we can have cookies together and Ill put on some black tea and listen to some of the cute requests she might have.

A/n: Because this is an Extra Edition, there is no Skill Writeup.

Thought of for 1 minute, planned for 2 minutes, and written in about 40 minutes.

Because of that,maa, its the best to read this freely and comfortably.

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